Kijana mmoja miaka ya 90,alimbaka bibi yake mzaa baba.baba akachukia na kumpeleka mtoto mahakamani,cku ya kesi,jamaa akaulizwa na hakimu akakubali,kuwa ni kweli,lakini kwa nini baba yake kachukia...
Ingekukuta hii......
Uko ndani ya "mkoko" boomba kabisa, unamwona binti mzuuuri, unaamua kumpa lifti. Akiwa ndani ya gari binti anapoteza fahamu, unaamua kumkimbiza hospitali, wakati ukisubiri...
A doctor has some urgent matter coming up.
He calls his orderly, Kapal, and tells him
Kapal, I have to go off for the afternoon,
we dont want to close the clinic,
can you take care of our...
Ndugu zangu wa hili jukwaa mimi huwa nacheka sana kwa jokes zenu,kweli mnafanya siku yangu iende vizuri,ahsanteni sana.Ila mi ningependa utaje watu wako ambao huwa kwenye hili jukwaa unafurahi...
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One of the renowned lawyers in Texas had made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer's car. Afterwards he drove home and as...
Wandugu nisaidieni, niliomba kibari tanrod nikapta ingawaje muda wa kukipata ni siku mbili. Sas tatizo lina kuja hapa jana nimeanza safari ya ninakokwenda kwa bahati mbaya kumbe nilikosea kuandika...
Nimekuwa nikijihusisha na marafiki, ndugu na jamaa zangu wengi sana, kwa bahati nzuri wengi wao wana vipato vya kuwawezesha kukabili maisha ya mjini! Cha kushangaza, wote hao unapowauliza "je...
1.Kubadilisha relationshp status kila siku,asbh upo "single" mchn "in a relationshp",jioni its complicated,ucku "married" bdae divorced,
2.Kuweka status kwa kila unachofanya hata vya kipuuzi...
Wanawake jamani si mtatumaliza walianza :-
1.kuvaa nguo kuonesha mistar ya chupi.
2.kuvaa nguo kuonesha chupi yanyewe had rangi.
3.kuvaa kata ***** then chupi,shanga ama cheni kuwa nje...
Wana jf,nimeona bora ntumie mda wangu mzuri kwenye mtandao wetu huu kubadilishana mawazo,nimeona FB Haina jipya,hususan mi binafsi napenda kuwa enteprenuer,2shrikiane kujenga Taifa letu Wakuu
The magnetic JF superstar who is famed for his grandiloquence and abhorred for his poignant utterances against Chadema, has today turned 33. Coincidently, on this day 28 years back his spouse...
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up."
"Oh, no." the woman...
Nyumba moja ilikuwa na panya wasumbufu wengi sana.Ili kuondokana na adha ya wale panya,jamaa wakatafuta nyama ya nguruwe,wakaipaka sumu kisha wakaitega ili panya wale.Walipoamka asubuhi wakakutana...
Unajua ukitaka kumtishia mschana wa kichina mwambie ana ugonjwa wa SARS.ukitaka kumtishia mschana wa kikenya muambie ana UKIMWI..mschana wa kiamerica utamshtua ukimwambia anaugua CANCER..na mwisho...
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