Siku hiz kila demu ye na carolight hv amjui izo carolight zna madhara kwny body cell zenu kwann uclizike na uweusi uliopewaa,uweupe hauna dili demu hapendwi uweupe...carolight zna harufu mbyaa bt...
Pencil: I'm sorry....
Eraser:
For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
Pencil:
You always get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you...
The man comes
back and goes to the
casino. He wins money.
As he exits the casino, he sees a
long line of Taxi drivers.. and at
the end is his enemy from two
years ago.
Seeing this, the man...
Ati weweni mweusi mpaka ukisimama karibu na makaa customer anasema
> "nifungie hiyo kubwa"
>
> -Ati damme yako alikuwa na kichwa kubwa mpaka alipokufa jeneza ilikuwa
> na shape ya lollipop
>
>...
Nimekuwa nikifatilia hv ni kwanini wanaume wanaenda kununua penzi kwa wanawake?nilowauliza 50% wanadai ni wanataka kupunguza sparm zao, wengine wanadai kupata ratha tofauti,wengine kutotaka...
Hi wana wa nchi...!!
Wanadamu upenda kusema kua, kama mtu hatumii pombe, avuti fegi, hapendi kwenda disco basi atakua mpenda ngono! Ili kwenu limekaaje? Mi binafsi situmii izo mambo, but demu...
Wadau naomba mnisaidie maana ya jina JEMBE ..maana kuna kisa kimetokea juzi na nashindwa kupata jibu.
Kisa kilikuwa hivi;
."aah usiniite JEMBE tena,mie sio jembe..JEMBE lina tobo na hutiwa...
Four year old kid named Joe is in
the surgerys waiting room with
his mom when he sees a
pregnant lady sitting on a bench
on the opposite wall. Having
nothing better to do, Joe
saunters over...
Kuanzia utotoni mpaka vyuoni na hatakweye magheto yetu ya uswazi haya maneno na vitendo ni common sana .
Je
umewahi kupiga au kupigwa chabo au umewahi kukwekwa exile na roomate ?
nini...
Ile kashfa ya kutembea na nke wa ntu inayo nkabili kiongozi wa ccm jimboni igunga.
CCM inajaribu kuzimwa kiaina ili isisambae na na kufanya nchakato wa kuomba kura kuwa mgumu ccm...
Mmasai mmoja alikuwa anasafiri kutoka umasaini kuja dar.Katika moja ya matayarisho yake ya safari akaamua kununua angalau chupi.Siku ya siku akapanda zake basi kuja dar.
Akiwa ndani ya basi...
Siku moja Mzee Temba alikwenda kumtembelea Mzee Masawe nyumbani kwake. Katika mazungumzo yao Mzee Temba alimshangaa sana Mzee Masawe alipomwona kijana wa kiume wa Mzee Masawe wa miaka kama 30...
Wajamaa walipoa chimbo flani wakichoma weed, baada ya kupushi kwa muda hivi waliishiwa kiberiti, ikabidi wamtume mmoja wao aende akaazime. Jamaa baada ya kuzunguka kidogo aliwakuta jamaa wamesizi...
Bill Gates suddenly dies and
finds himself face to face with
God.
God stood over Bill Gates and
said, "Well Bill, I'm really
confused
on this one. It's a tough
decision; I'm not sure...
Ndugu mwanajamii mimi binafsi nimeifahamu jf kupitia kwa rafiki yangu mwakajana kipindi cha campeni akanitonya magamba walivyokuwa wakijipanga kuchakachua kura, niliifuatiria sana tangia hapo...
Katelelo...miaka ile mi nasoma msingi kuna hadith moja ilikua ina kichwa cha habari SIKU WA GULIO KATELELO. nlikua naipenda sana. Nani anaweza kunisaidia ntapata wapi kile kitabu?
Bw Rajabu ni kada mzuri wa CCM hapa Igunga, anajihusisha na huduma za Kompyuta akishirikiana na Mke wake. Kipindi hiki cha kampeni, alijitolea kumruhusu Mkewe kipenzi awemo kwenye msafara wa...
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