JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Title yahusika nlishangazwa na masista jana na kufuturu walifunga nini? Kesho kuna msomali alshabab naye atafuturishwa ikulu yetu ,imegeuka restaurant!na bajeti ni ipi hiyo!

MH JAKAYA.:: pole kwa kazi mkuu wa taifa hli lenye miaka hamsini bdo linaitwa changa, kilio hiki naomba kisilete matanga. jembe la mkono limeshanipa sugu kiganja kimekuwa kama soli ya ya kiatu...

Nasikia kwa wakazi wa kanda ya ziwa na wenyeji wa maeneo hayo ya Mikoa ya Tabora ,Shinyanga na Mwanza unapokutana na wakina dada wa huko wao upenda kutumia msemo huu "Ng'wishage Tamu" msaada...

Siku 1 baba na mama walilala ktk kitanda double deka na watoto wao wawili....watoto walilala juu wao wakalala chini ilipofika nite kali dingi akataka mchezo so wakaanza mpodo kama kawaida...mzuka...

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with...

Just heard kua Tabata kuna bonge ya varangati. Vijana hawataki longolongo wameziba njia na kuvamia vituo. Wameanza Tabata relini kituo cha mafuta cha meru, then oil com na walikua wanakiendea...

A son in a boarding school wrote to his Dad "... conditional critical @ school, send money else suicide!". Dad replies " situation @ home very terrible, suicide approved!".

A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had breasts bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She...

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar and discussing about their family problems.. Shot after shot The Indian man said to the American, We have problem in India. We cant marry...

Siku moja YESU alipokuwa akijiaandaa kupanda mlimani kwenda kusali,aliwaambia mitume wake wabebe jiwe moja moja.Mitume wote walibeba mawe yenye ukubwa wa wastani isipokuwa Yuda Iskariote,yeye kwa...

For sure English is not our mother’s tongue & if it is wrongly pronounced it can totally mean something different 2 what u want 2 say. Memorable Speech of Idi Amin Dada After a luncheon hosted...

Hehee, technolojia inatupeleka mbali sana. Click hiyo link halafu kwenye video itakayotokea, fanya jaribio la kumgusa puani huyo jamaa kwa kutumia cursor yako...

Kwa kawaida watoto ni watundu sana na hupenda kufahamu kilichojificha , lakini hawa ni zaidi Sijui utawakatazaje?

Siku moja wakati nikiwa napata moja moto moja baridi kwetu Tz. Nilimsikia jamaa mmoja akimwambia mwenzake "Mngoni bora umpe milioni mia atafikisha salama kuliko kumwamini kukulelea mtoto wako wa...

Wana JF naomba kujua eti ni kweli kuwa mkurya yuko radhi kukusamehe akikuta unamahusiano yasiyo halali kati yako wewe na mkewe lakini anauwezo wa kukiujeruhi vibaya kama akisikia unamahuisiano na...

airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't...

Jamaa mmoja ambaye alikuwa ni cha usingizi sana, siku moja akiwa kanisani nyakati za usiku mchungaji akiwa anahubiri, jamaa kama kawaida akapata usingizi, lakini kutokana na muda huo kuwa usiku...

Death came to a guy and said, "my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list". So the guy told death, " that's ok; why don't you...

Mfungwa mmoja baada ya kutoroka jela,alikuwa akitembea barabarani huku akiwa kavaa uniform za kifungwa.Mara ghafla mbele yake umbali wa mita 200 akaliona gari la polisi likimjia.Uamuzi aliochukua...

Kijana mmoja mmoja wa kikurya alio Mwanamke wa kabila la kisukuma akamfundisha kuzungumza kikurya hivyo mwanamke yule akawa ameifahamu vizuri luugha ya mumewe na wanawe akawa anaizungumza kwa...