JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Wana JF, Kuna tabia tofauti tofauti humu JF, za Members! Kama wewe ukiwa mdau wa JF, Members gani wanakuvutia kwa tabia zao nzuri. Na Members gani upendezewi na tabia zao! Mimi binafsi...

Dears, Guests, Members, Junior Members, Senior Members, Senior Expert Members, Premium Members, Moderators, Super Moderators, Robots. I LOVE YOU ALL. Cheerio...

Kumbe katibu wetu mwenezi ndugu Nape ni mwinjilist, alitumikia kanisa huko Singida kabla ya kuingia kwenye siasa. Namshauri arudie utumishi wa kanisa kwani anaweza akapanda na kuwa mchungaji

kwenda kwenye fiesta ni ubitozi, ujanja, ushamba, ulimbukeni, usasa, umachi noo au ni nini? Kwanini twende fiesta

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Habari ya asubuhi wadau! Nipo safari jamani na Bunda expres frm Mwnz to Dom 2ombeane jamani 2fike njema!

Sio siri ni kama siamini the way umaarufu wa Babu yangu wa Samunge Loliondo unavopotea, nasema hivi kwani alishika chati ktk vyombo vya habari na kuaminika na wengi mimi nikiwa mmojawapo(ingawa...

Kwangu ni nzuri maana nipo ndani tu natafakari wiki imeishaje. Kawhisky kwa mbali, kula na mziki wa jamaica! Karibuni kama kwako weekend haiendi endi.

Woman 1: I had sex last night, did you? Woman 2: Yes. Woman 1: Was it good? Woman 2: No, it was a disaster... My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished...

mngoni alikwenda kufanya interview ya kuchunga mbuzi za mission. basi katika mahojiano aliulizwa kwa kiingereza swali la mwisho. Do you have kids? yeye alijibu Yes Sir! Padri alimuuliza swali la...

kukosa kazi. grid ya Taifa imeamua kucheza ruka kamba, Hapa ni karibu na Songas Ubungo

Kwanza pamoja na kuwalaani sana kwa kutuletea samaki wenye sumu'ndugu zanguni hasa wale walioleta nawashukuru amkuleta kitimoto maana madhara yake ni makubwa kuliko samaki hasa hasa mtawatesa...

Pengine huyu baba ni katika viongpozi watakaochukua muda kusahaulika kwa kuweka jiji letu gizan jana nilikuw akwenye sherehe sasa ilipofika saa tatu nahisi ile mambo yetu ikawa zamu yao watu...

Africa must not fight Africa! Nadhan hii ndio kauli mbiu ndani ya baraza la usalama la umoja wa Africa, kutokana na yale yanayotokea africa huku baraza hilo likiwa limekaa kmya likisubiri maamuz...

Source: Yahoo friends VERY INTERESTING STORY TO READ! Death came to a guy and said,”my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list"...

Kwako mh ndungai kwa mheshima na taadhima ninaomba kujua kesho anatoka nani huko bungeni najua ni mbinu endelevu lakini ukiwa kama ndugu wa karibu ukijitayarisha. kwa aibu ya kesho kwenye...

Its realy FUN!! Take you phone, switch it to Vibrate mode then put it into water, after there call from siting room, surely your phone will start swiming.

Man is filling up at a local bar and sees a sign behind the counter that reads, Any man who can beat the Big Three Wins Free Drinks For A Year. Wondering what the big three are, he asks the...

John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the police. The officer told John that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. John said...