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Title yahusika saana. Nakumbuka utamaduni wa kukutana wana JF uliasisiwa DSM na jembe Geof au Teamo, week end ilikuwa ikifika MMU karibu wote walikuwa wanakutana na kutafuna mbavu za vitoweo...
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Bibi mmoja alikua ana deposit pesa nyingi benki kiasi kwamba meneja wa benki aliamua kwenda kumtembelea maana alikua ni mmoja kati ya wateja waliokuwa na deposits kubwa, alipofika nyumbani kwa...
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A man was walking across a bridge one day and he saw another man standing on the edge, about to jump off and commit suicide. He immediately ran over and said “Stop! Don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t...
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up
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Raia mmoja alikuja TZ kwa nia yakujifunza kiswahili na baada yakuitimu ikifika siku yakuondoka akasindikizwa na wenyeji wake mpaka airport wakati wakiagana wale wenyeji wake wakamwambia hebu...
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Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you've got a hold of my privates." The woman...
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A modern Islamic couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave. The man asks We realize its...
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Ni maana ya ndembendembe,ni kwa wote au nyanyapaa?
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A flight attendant was transferring flights of a queue of people whose plane had been cancelled. Suddenly a man pushed to the front of the line and angrily said 'I need to be on the next flight...
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A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young...
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A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to...
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued...
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Hebu nisaidieni wajameni. Nina friend sometimes kitaaambo niliwahi kuandika humU JF kua anamchumba but mchumbake ni kiburudisho cha kasisi mmoja. Sasa sijui ni nuksi au ndo maisha yenyewe. Yule...
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A guy waiting at the bus stop wearing chains, leather jaket, and leather pants and his hair in long spikes each a different color. An old man at the bus stop looked and looked at the guy...
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A man boarded a plane with 5 kids. After they got settled in their seats, a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, “Are all of those kids yours?” “No. I work for a...
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Enzi hizo jamaa mmoja alikua akisoma shule moja ya advance maarufu sana jijin Tanga. Akatumiwa hela kupitia Express Money oder. Alipopewa taarifa,akaomba ruhusa ya kwenda town kuteka hela,si...
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Serikali ya Tizamia ambayo imekuwa kizani tangu kuzaliwa kwa nchi hiyo hatimae imefanikisha kumaliza tatizo hilo lililokuwa likiuvuta shati uchumi wake kwa miongo kadhaa sasa. Hayo yalisemwa jana...
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Watanzania wanadai POMBE MAGUFULI ndiye waziri mwenye jina baya au la utani? Cheki haya sasa... DAVID KINEMBE(Miundombinu,Kenya) JAMES KAKUMA(Biashara,Zambia) AKAJA AKTOMBA(Nishati,Ghana) NALIA...
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A guy and a girl met at a restaurant. They're getting along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and washes his hands. He then takes...
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I had Mr.president has offered his son Riziwani a status of Ambassodor in norway. How truth is this issue guys..??
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