JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mandela, Kenyata & Nyerere died and all went straight to hell. Mandela said "I miss South Africa, I want to call Pretoria, Cape Town and Johannesburg and see how everybody is doing there. He...

Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. Habari za Asubuhi, Mabibi na Mabwana...! This is your captain (Mabula) welcoming you on board of Air Tanzania. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking...

Boss said to secretary; let me have sex with you just this one time, i will pay you ksh 5000. I will throw the money on the floor and before you bend down and pick it i will be done. Girl likes...

Jamaa mmoja alipeana miadi na demu mmoja kijijini.Ilipofika saa 4 usiku,jamaa akajiandaa kisha akaelekea kwenye gheto la yule demu.Alipofika pale,akamkuta mshkaji mwingine akimtongoza yule demu...

Hizi tetesi nimezisikia muda mrefu sana, lakini leo ninachokiandika ni ushuhuda wa macho yangu. Nipo Malaika Beach, amekuja tajiri mmoja mwenye viwanda vya kusimika samaki. Amevaa shati la...

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked pretty good for a 60 year old. Infact she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking That she probably had a really hot...

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge.

Wit,CPU,Rev Masanilo,cheusimangla na sweetbaby?Nimewamis sana!

Enjoy your weekend responsibly with few number of days you have in the weekend. Don't forget someone whom you love. I'll do the same!!!!! Have a blessed Friday and a victorious weekend!

Traffic Wa Bongo Balaa A man was going around 2.30am alone in his car, he got to a check point. The Traffic stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out. The traffic had nothing to...

Wazanzibar wa leo sio wale wa 1964 walipinduliwa. Kama ni kudaiwa Zanzibar haidaiwi billioni 50.4 na TENESCO , kwani ndio tupo kwenye Muungano huo wanaoutaka wao. Kuibeba Zanzibar na kuiwakilisha...

Wagonjwa wengine na ubishi wao... cartoon featured on a local Tanzanian newspaper The Citizen

Mh! Wananchi hebu someni alama za nyakati. Giza ni asili yetu watanzania. Hamjaona kwenye bendera yetu kuna rangi nyeusi? Hiyo inaashiria giza totoro. Sasa hata tukipigana hiyo rangi ipo tangu...

Once in a conference, three scientist. A Chinese, a German and a Kenyan, were talking and bragging about the technological advances their representative countries have achieved in the field of...

Last year, the Russians started digging an Archeological site in Siberia. After digging 500ft, they found some copper wire dating back 5,000 years. Thus, they concluded that their ancestors had...

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There is always Plan B.

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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the...