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Mbona wamekuwa kimya namna hii? au ndio wameamua kujichimbia huko Canada na kwingineko?
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Tunajua mpaka sasa kwanini aligombea kuwa raisi wa ccm. Anapenda kusafiri na kupanda pia nje ya nchi ili aonekane very intelligent in paper but ukimuuliza what happened Tanzania haina umeme au...
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Source: Yahoo friends An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon...
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Sitaki kuamini kwamba kila jambo na wakati wake ila kuanzia LEO itabidi nisaliti amri japo kwa majonzi makuu. Siku kama tano hivi nimekua nanyi humu ndani kwa furaha isiyoelezeka na wakati pia...
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HOME INTERNAL MEMO FROM: FATHER TO: ALL DE PENDANTS AND RELATIVES CC: MOTHER DATE: TODAY ECONOMIC SITUATION AND GROUND RULES Due to the current...
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Kiswahili/kiti wa mtaa msibani tarime: Ndugu sangu tumekucha hapa maarum kwa chambo mocha tu. Mama Robi amefirwa na kaka yake usiku wa kuamkia reo. chambo ra kufirwa si ra mcheso, na si ra mtu...
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Ndiyo ni kweli natoa!! Natoa avatar yangu kuanzia kesho maana naona vijino pembe wamezidi kuniandama na kunitumia pm nyingi sana. Pia naona akina Speaker, Okada, Asprini na wengine wananisakama...
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Jamaa alioa mwanamke na kubahatika kupata mtoto mmoja. Wakati mama akimnyonyesha mtoto wake, jamaa akaona mapenzi yote yamehamia kwa mwana. Kabla mkewe hajazaa, mumewe akirudi kazini alikuwa...
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You can’t run way from problems; there is no running away, no place to hide. Whether rich or poor, you will have to cope. How well you cope and adapt makes a big difference. Remember: Champions...
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Ndugu yangu alipost kwenye hii website ya watanzania Tanzania | About Tanzania, Tanzania Information, Tanzania Directory > ZoomTanzania.com tangazo la kuuza gari. Akapokea simu jamaa wanaitaka...
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Mwalimu aliwataka wanafunzi waandike insha juu ya mechi ya mpira wa miguu ikiwa imefanyika mjini wakati wa usiku. Karibu wote waliandika kwa hamasa na kujaza kurasa, isipokuwa dogo mmoja aliandika...
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i mean seriously i need a cure,or a rehab centre i need one,i almost got an accident while checking jf on road,in the office i got countless warnings of mis using the office int.connection,at home...
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One day dogo alikwenda market with his dad,suddenly the guy told his dad that zip is open,dad warned...that is not the best way 2tell. you have 2say the make up box is open. Another day dingi...
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Hali inayoendelea ndani ya ccm ni balaa tu! Mapacha wa tatu wamemkalia kooni m/kiti wa chama pamoja na mdomo wake uitwao Nape!Uchunguzi binafsi nilioufanya toka ndani ya ccm unabainisha kuwa sasa...
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Lowassa azikoroga serikali ya JK, CCM • Pinda, Mukama, Nape watoa kauli za mshtuko na Mwandishi wetu Tanzania Daima MWENENDO wa siku za hivi karibuni wa Waziri Mkuu wa zamani, Edward...
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Members JF! Habari. Nashukuru niliomba maelekezo ya kujua magazeti ya kusoma pia stations za kupata habari. Ila nilishindwa hata kuitumia phone yangu so nimeshindwa kuwasiliana kipindi...
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Huyu jamaa kwa kweli namzimia sana wajameni kha?!! Ametoa Thanks kuliko dah MJ Big up sana bana Masikini_Jeuri View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Add as Contact Send Email...
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[STEP1]>>Add 18 to your birth month. [STEP2]>>Multiply by 25. [STEP3]>>Subtract 333. [STEP4]>>Multiply by 8. [STEP5]>>Subtract 554. [STEP6]>>Divide by 2. [STEP7]>>Add your birth date...
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Jamaa anatoa ushahidi polisi. Jamaa; akaja akaanza kunivua suruali kwa nguvu mi nikamwangalia tu. Akavua kamptula yake akachomoa nanilihu akaanza kunifi** Polisi: Alikuwa...
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MUME aliingia nyumbani kwake akipiga kelele za furaha akisema;Hoorray!yes!,nimeshinda bahati nasibu ya shilingi milioni 100!!. MKEWE naye akaitikia kwa kelele za furaha na kumuuliza MUMEWE;"Kwa...
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