JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son : "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter." Son : "Well, in that case...ok" Next, father approaches...

A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell & asks...

An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the...

There was once a Chagga man called Malekia who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him. "I'm very sorry, sir...

jamani wa heshimiwa mi naona warudi tu manyumbani sababu hakuna wanachofanya huko

iNSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in...

Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he...

Mr. Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but...

‘Magic herb’ is well known to Kenyan scientists File | NATION Scientists have linked this plant, known as as mtandamboo in Kiswahili, to the Loliondo ‘wonder drug’. Studies show extracts...

Wanajf jamani nimegundua kuwa huko Mkoani kagera kwa ndugu zangu Wahaya wamepokea maendeleo ya mitandao ya simu kuanzia miaka ya 90's yani tangu hapo wamebatiza majina jipya watoto wao ,hebu cheki...

Brain drain(wenyewe huita brain circulation) madini,almasi,dhahabu,shaba,uraniam,''yellow cake''tanzanite....! Beba twiga,vyura,nyani,kiboko,kifaru beba tu wenyewe tunagombana,tukija patana...

nina ile kitu kinaitwa home sick,nimechoka sana na maisha ya ugenini,lakini naogopa kurudi home na kukwama,hasa nikisia mambo ya mgao wa umeme!!!lonely life not good.

chizifresh:anajiandaa kwenda kucheza mechi uwanjani ila cha kushangaza anatoka na jembe mke wake anamuuliza:vp mbona unaondoka na jembe wakati unaenda uwanjani kucheza mpira? Chizifresh...

Hakuna kitu jamani, I jes wanted you pipo to realize my return!

Kuna kijana mmoja alikuwa yuko bize kusoma, bibi yake akamuuliza 'mbona unahangaika hivyo mjukuu wangu' kijana kajibu 'natafuta C moja tu bibi niingie form five' Bibi akadakia...Si uende branch ya...

Nigerian man goes on blind date, picks up his date in a Hummer....to which she comments, " This car is BIG!!!" Ah ma sista, everything in Nigeria is Big!!! Get to grand restaurant for dinner....to...

Kinyozi alikuwa na saluni yake juu ghorofani, mara alihamia chini. Akaweka tangazo hili ''KINYOZI ALIYEKUWA ANANYOA JUU SASA ANANYOA CHINI'' wateja wote walimkimbia.

Mbunge wa viti maalum mkoa wa Iringa Mhe.Chiku Abwao akimuuguza mama yake mzazi Tatu Abdallahman (79) ambaye amerejeshwa hospitali na kutibiwa nyumbani kwake Gangilonga mjini Iringa...

Wabunge wanao2humiwa kuomba rushwa ktk halmashauri ya Tanga ni Mbunge wa Mbozi Mashariki mkoani Mbeya, GODFREY ZAMBI, Mbunge wa Bahi-mkoani Dodoma, OMARI BADLWE na Mbunge wa Kondoa Kaskazini-...

je huu usemi ni wa kweli? Ni kauli iliyotajwa na mbunge mmoja {simkumbuki jina} ila na leo imerudiwa na mbunge wa viti maalum LUCY THOMASI MAYENGA. Je kuna ukweli wa kauli hii? Mana kwa...