JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

How to solve this problem. Construct the Boolean characteristics functions of the following set. Use evalb if necessary. "The set of positive integers i for which the ith prime is twice...

Shalom!!!!..., Shukrani kwa Chit-Chat kwa kunipa uwezo wa kupost chochote... (Hopefully na huku BAN haipatikani....) Kuna hii Quiz Nimeona I have decided to share........ Nyerere analo refu...

Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked .It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...

Baada ya kupitia hii https://www.jamiiforums.com/mahusiano-mapenzi-urafiki/149390-nimfanyeje-kiumbe-huyu.html Ambayo kwa kiasi kikubwa imeno touch Nimejikuta navutiwa na uandishi wako,nahisi...

A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell & asks...

Hapo zamani kulikuwa na kijiji na katika hicho kijiji kulikuwa na punda aliekuwa akitumiwa kubeba mizigo ya wanakijiji. Wenye kutaka kwenda kusaga, kuchota maji, kubebea mazao walimkodi kuwafanyia...

Kichaa:Anajikuna macho huku kavaa miwani. Mwenye akili:akamwambia si uvue miwani ili ujikune macho vizuri. Kichaa Akajibu:Mbona wewe ukijikuna ta** huvui chupi? Teheeeeeeeeeee...

Shared through email. Credit the mail originator (not me). When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping? A: No! I'm training to die! Imagine when you...

Jamani ndugu zangu kwa nini tunategemea nchi iendelee kwa staili hii, mimi mwaka jana niliomba kufungiwa maji kwenye plot yangu mwezi wa tisa mpaka sasa hamna kitu na nimelipia kila kitu...

Kwa heshima na taadhima napenda kukutakia Kaka yangu mpendwa (GARMII) Heri na Baraka kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa 28/06. Mungu akutangulie katika maisha yako na akuongoze na kukuongezea hekima na...

A poll-taker asked a young housewife what form of birth control she and her husband used. 'We use the bucket-and-plate method,' replied the Woman. 'Umm, I'm not familiar with that method,'...

Honey=kimeo,Dear=wakuzuga,sweet=mshamba,my love=zezeta,baby=jinga,darling=bweg*.je wewe wako anakuitaje?

Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breasts sucked. It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...

Vibaka wanne walikodiwa kumfanyizia kitu mbaya baunsa mmoja mwenye tabia ya kuchukua wake za watu.Walimvizia wakati akitoka matembezini mida ya saa 2 usiku,wakamkamata na kumburuzia...

Wife after realising the mistake. Wife: Dear, Iam so sorry. I forgot to shake the bottle before giving the baby medicine. Husband: Dont worry dear, We'll shake the baby instead.

Salamu zangu natoa kwa wana Magwanda, ambao hutoa kauli kanjanja Ni watu sio makini zaidi ya ukanda , ambao dini kwao iko kwenye kiganja, Magwanda ni mafukara wa kwanza, kwa hoja zao zisizo makini...

kuna kijana mmoja alikuwa na mpenzi wake kwa muda mrefu sana, basi ikatokea siku moja jamaa akapata scholaship kwenda kusoma nje ya nchi, huku nyuma mpenzi wake uvumilivu ukamshinda akatoka na...