JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Watanzania tuachwe kupelekeshwa kama mambumbumbu. Mi sidhani kama CHADEMA walitakiwa kujibu hii hoja ya mshahara wa Dr. Slaa....huyu Nape amefanya maksudi ili mpotezee ishu muhimu zinazohusu...

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant...

Ally: Eti Juma kuna umbali wowote kutoka Kenya mpaka Nairobi? Juma:Hamna umbali wowote ni sawa kutoka Tanzania mpaka Dar es Salaam!

Love you all najua mko vere busy :love: Tupige story hapa napenda kujua kina dada mnapenda nini upande wa wa mavazi, nywele ,viatu na mengineyo mwajiweka vip manake najua kila mtu anavitu vyake...

Ndugu wapendwa katika Jamvi. Hivi karibuni kulitokea msiba nyumbani kwetu. Shangazi yangu alifariki akiwa na umri wa miaka 97. Kabla ya kifo chake, wakati anaumwa pale Hospitali, nilimsikia...

ANGALIZO! A couple that has been married for 20 years were both recently diagnosed with diabetes. Findings later showed that they both contracted the disease as a result of the names they...

Lost wife in the Supermarket!!! Two guys are moving about in a Pick and Pay supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I´m sorry - I was looking for my wife." "What a...

Sasa nakuja kivingine, nakuja kwa staili ya mistali, I dedicate this to Lizzy nilimuahidi mistali. (Hivi ni mistali au mistari?) ni wapi utapokaa, uhuru ukiwa nao vitufe ukivibofya, ukiona na...

Jaman wana jf amani kwenu! Mm ninatatizo wapendwa,kuna mtu hapa jf huwa nampenda sn,anaitwa swty lady!simfaham nasimjui lkn nahis km ninatatizo kwn nimeshindwa kumsahau huyu mtu jaman,nafikir...

Kwanini wachaga wa Marangu ni Bab kubwa/wajanja/waelewa kwa ufupi wako juu sana?

There were once 2 brothers who lived on the 80th level. On coming home one day, they realized to their dismay that the lifts were not working and that they have to climb the stairs home. After...

Mtoto mmoja aliibiwa yeboyebo zake akalia sana, ghafla akatokea mtu mmoja mzima akamuuliza kwanini unalia? mtoto akajibu, nimeibiwa yeboyebo zangu, yule myu mzima akamwabia nyamaza usilie...

Wiki moja baada ya harusi, Jamaa akaanza kurudi nyumbani akiwa ananuka sigara. Mke wake akakasirika na kumweleza kuwa mbona kabla ya harusi alisema havuti sigara? Kesho yake jamaa akarudi amelewa...

bin laden arrives in heaven and meets God and he was required to account for his life in the world, God decided he would give him a choice, so he told him; ''will you go to hell or USA?

A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into...

Watu 13 walifika kwenye guest house yenye vyumba 12 tu na kila mmoja alitaka chumba chake peke yake.Mhudumu alimpatia kila mmoja chumba.Alimchukua mtu wa 1 na wa 2 akawaweka chumba # 1.mtu wa 3...

A man was driving around 1.00 am alone in his car,he got to a check point.The policeman stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.The policeman had nothing to ask again,in order to...

Watu wa chadema wanafiki sana! Eti wanalalamika viongozi wa ccm ni wafanyabiashara wanaochanganya na siasa! Mbona hawashangai mwenyekiti wao kufanya biashara? Slaa si amkemee basi kama yeye ni...

Source: Yahoofriends Chodo walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Chodo's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me...