Nimeshangaa kuona chama chenye fikra za kuwa na mwelekeo mpya, kuwa na mawazo ya kizamani. Chadema kuwapeleka watu kwa "Babu" kutibiwa!!, inasikitisha!
Taifa linahitaji fikra za kuwatoa WTZ ktk...
Nje ya nyumba ya padre furani kuna mti wa matunda. Watoto huwa wanakwenda kuyachuma pasipo kuzuiliwa na father huyo wala watumishi wake. Jioni moja padre alikuta matunda mengi yameanguka chini...
Wana JF,NEJARIBU BILA MAFANIKO SASA NIMEONA NGOJA NIWEKE WAZI KWENU,KWELI NAHITAJI KUOA KAMA KUNA MDADA ALIYE TAYARI KUOLEWA NAOMBA ANIANDIKIE KWENYE PRIVATE PROFILE NDIO TUTAWASILIANA VIZURI,KWA...
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Now this interesting!
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates - 1/1/11,
1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all.Take the last two digits
of ur year of...
Mtoto kamuuliza Mama yake: "Mama wewe unatumia Voda na Baba Zantel, mbona usiku nilisikia Baba anakuomba Tigo ukamwambia asugue taratibu, nani ana Line Mbili?!"
familia ya Juma walikua wanalala chumba kimoja na mtoto wao,wenyewe kwenye kitandani cha kamba dogo analala kwenye mkeka chini.
siku moja wakati wa majambozi huku wakijua dogo kasinzia Juma...
Wanandoa waliodumu zaidi ya miaka ishirini wamebainika wana ugonjwa wa KISUKARI, utafiti unaonyesha kuwa waliugua kwasababu ya majina wanayoitana baina yao kama: HONEY, MY SWEETY, MY CHOCOLATE nk...
Yani kuanzia j3 ilikua mbaya kwangu. Mara nikose viquiz vya marks tano tano, mara niumwe mara lecturer anikwaze, mbaya zaidi ni nilipopoteza wallet yangu ikiwa na vitambulisho muhimu (card ya bank...
A car was involved in an accident in a street.As expected,a large crowd gathered.A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.Being a clever sort,he started shouting...
There were three men in a bar;
Chacha, Marwa and Mwita having a drink togather!
when a great-looking female called Ghati came up to them
she says "Whoever can say liver...
A man applying as security guard was interviewed: "What we need is a person with a suspicious mind, high alert, insistent, unusual sense of hearing and with killer instinct. Do you think you are...
Kwa mara ya kwanza naanzisha hii thread kukupongeza kwa siku ya kuzaliwa kwako.
Uwe mwingi wa furaha na mafanikio maishani mwako, umekuwa mwanachama wa JF kwa muda mrefu na umekuwa makini na...
ADAM: It's chilly. EVE: I know.Also, these brambles are so scratchy. ADAM: And when the sun is out I burn. EVE: What about mosquitoes?Forget it. ADAM...
Siku 1 Mr & Mrswalikuwa sebuleni, Mr akataka "kumsuprise" Mrs wake, akaenda chumbani na kuweka line mpya kwenye cm yake, then akampigia Mrs wake aliyemwacha sebuleni.............! HELLOW...
Ukidanganya, wenzio wakikushtukia wanakwambia "APIA" au wanakwambia "TUKUPIGE MSALABA KWENYE PAJI LA USO"
Kweli tumetoka mbali, tulikuwa tunaogopa sana viapo na kuchorwa Msalaba.
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