JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

[9x2=18,1+8=9],[9x5=45,4+5=9],[9x7=63,6+3=9],[9x11=99,9+9=18,1+8=9],[9x29=261,2+6+1=9],[9x219=1971,1+9+7+1=18,1+8=9] and so on and on and on...keep trying with other intergers.

Mambo yalivyo ndani ya CCM tumefikia mahali tujiulize wanatupeleka wapi?Natutavumilia mpaka linii???KAMA ktk Azimio la Zanzibar UBONGO, ili la sasa kujivua GAMBA Ni-KUJIVU NGUA NGUO . Tunelekea...

Leo sina muda wa kutosha ila nataka kuweka wazi mafanikio ya Tanzania tangu tupate uhuru. Yafuatayo ni mafanikio halisi na sababu za kujivunia uhuru wetu wa miaka 50: i) Pamoja na kuwa na mito...

“Sitaenda kwenye maandamano. Hata tukiandamana hakuna kitakachobadilika.” Iliuwa kauli ya kwanza ya Mtanzania mmoja. Mwingine naye, “Nendeni tu kwenye mkutano. Mtakalolizungumza lolote kwangu ni...

:A S 103::A S 103: sorry sana...lol

As one of the fellow JF and MMU member, i wish you good day i wish you good month i wish you good year i wish you good life get more love get more fun get more laughters get all what you need...

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT The Managing Director Foods and Beverages (N) Ltd., Ingbo Village Road Lagos Nigeria Dear Sir, REF: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent...

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would...

Tangazo kwa wachaga wote;Chuo kipya kabisa cha kichaga (CHAGGA UNIVERSITY COLLEGE OF LIFE) kinatangaza kozi mpya kwa mwaka wa masomo 2011/2012 kama ifuatavyo;1-UBAHILI Miezi 3. 2-ULEVI miezi...

Kuna jamaa ambaye sisi masela wenzie huwa anatumania kweli, akianza kukutania hadi unatamani utoe machozi, lakini cha ajabu ukimtania yeye atakushikia marungu, mawe, nk, sasa 2mwelewe vp wana jf?

jamaa mmoja kama kawaida yake alikuwa amelala na mkewe na mtoto wao mdogo wa kike ilipofika saanane usiku baba akaomba mzigo wakati anashuhulika mara mtoto akashtuka akawa anatazama tu mama anavyo...

Wife: Sweet heart..... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

(a)To answer this call,press ANY KEY on your cellular phone keypad,where is the ANY KEY on your phone keypad? (b)Hebu sema SHIKAMOO kwa kiingereza! (c)Maliza na hii...

Mchaga mmoja alidondoka kwenye kisima cha maji akapiga kelele huku anatapatapa mkewe akaja na kamba mpya akamrushia; mume akauliza umenunua sh.ngapi? Mke akamjibu, buku; akamwambia, irudishe nenda...

Niangusage tu!

Nje ya nyumba ya padre mmoja katika parokia fulani huko Arusha kulikuwa na mti wa matunda ambapo watoto huenda kuyachuma wakati wowote bila vikwazo kutoka kwa father huyo wala watumishi wengine...

MC katika kumpamba Bi harusi akasema , "sasa nawapa sifa kubwa ya bibi harusi. tangu mi namfaham huwa havai nguo za ndani." watu wakaduwaaaaaaaa...... Akasema "Narudia kwa mcisitizo na sijakosea...

jamani humu ndani kuna mtu alikuwa anaitwa ACID sijui alipotelea wapi. Popote ulipo unaombwa urudi michango yako tunaimiss!! we miss your CRITICAL thinking!! Zawadi itatolewa kwa yeyote...

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