JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

jamani me nimekua mnene sana mpk hate ma self,shape ya udada yapotea,nimekua na kitambi sn ht kuvaa magauni nashndwa help me out

Nyege-zi Bu-hongwa Senge-rema Busu-ruga Em yatajeni mengine wale mnayajua mengi. manake yananishangaza

Mheshimiwa Rais, mimi ni mpiga kura wako ambaye nimekuwa sifurahishwi na maneno yanayoanza kuzoeleka sasa kama misamiati sahihi ya kuwapa matumaini yasiyokuwepo ama kwa sababu hamna utashi wa...

tamko la serikali "tutaendelea na utaratibu wa kukata umeme nchi nzima mpaka tutakapoheshimiana,na kutambua nani mkubwa na nani mdogo katika nchi hii,mpaka mtakapowataja woote walioshusha...

Ni kweli Bro, hawa warombo wamepitiliza bana. Hebu cheki kisa hiki cha kweli kilichotokea US; Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000...

Siku moja tu baada ya harusi yao, mke akagundua kuwa mume wake ni kikojozi. Akamvumilia mpaka wakamaliza wiki moja. Siku moja mke akamwambia. "Mume wangu, majirani wanaona kila siku tunaanika...

CCM . . . . Acheni kufanya siasa za kuwashambulia chadema kwani mnawaongezea umaarufu. Kumbukeni jambo moja kwamba nchi maskini kama Tanzania matatizo ni mengi sana na karibu yoote ni rahisi sana...

Ukilia, nani atalisimamia taifa? Paschally Mayega RAIS wangu moto wanaokwenda nao CHADEMA huko mikoani hivi sasa...

Talk of stress! Level of stress: you give a lift to a beautiful girl, she faints inside your car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. But at the hospital , they say she is...

Tulianza kama utanituu,safari hii tuikuwa Kitandani! Nikiimgeuzia huku yumo,nikibadili mchezo, yumo nikaona duh! imekula kwangu leo. Nikampa viwili kwanza fasta fasta kisha nikamuuliza"una...

Siku moja kijana mmoja alikamatwa akiiba nguo ambazo zilikuwa zimeianikwa kwenye kamba mtaa fulani maeneo ya Kinondoni Dar es Salaam. Ilikuwa kama saa sita na nusu hivi usiku. Baada ya...

Habare wanathnker! Ninaomba mnisaidie na kama kunawanasayansi wanielimishe kwanini KISAMVU HAKIIVI KIKIKATWA KATWA KAMA KABICHI MPAKA KITWANGWE (hata ukitumia kuni meli 20)eti wanajamii inakuwaje...

Mshikaji alikuwa anaendesha punda. Siku moja alimuuliza rafiki yake, "kwa nini gari zinaenda mbio?" akamjibu "zinatumia mafuta". Siku ya pili akaenda sheli na punda wake. Alipofika akamnyanyua...

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide. "The pharmacist asked, "Why in...

Guess what, I am among the three candidates shortlisted to take DSK's position. It's me, Gordon Beown and another Germany guy. Please my fello JF members put your prayers on me. IF God wishes...

Ukifuatilia tv kuna tangazo moja la kondom. Jamaa kaenda umasaini kuposa. Sharti ikawa ajue kuruka kimasai. Mara ya tatu kuruka akadondosha kondom. Sasa pale binti anapomcheki jamaa kwa nishai...

Nimepokea matokeo ya Mtoto wangu anayesoma St Maendeleo Academy. Nimeona ni wawekee matokeo yake wadau naomba ushauri nimfanyaje huyu kijana?

1. Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka urafiki na kila anayetaka kuzungumza na wewe, halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo (usiyemjuwa undani wake wala tabia zake)aunt au anco!. 2. Asilimia 90 ya...

Jaman huyu dada anayeitwa miss judith huwa namzimia sn hasa anapochangia mada humu jf,huwa c mtu wa kukurupuka na anawasilisha vilivyo binafs huwa anaukonga moyo wangu!miss judith upooo...?