JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

(a)3(N+1)=M. (b)M-(2N+3)=P. Substitute N kwa umri wako,jibu la equation(b) i.e P=umri wako!mfano umri wako ni miaka 21,then;(a)3(21+1)=66;(b)66-(42+3)=21 ambao ndo umri wako!

Fikiria wewe ni mwanaume, uko ofisini kwenu, unaingia chooni na kukuta haja kubwa imedondoshwa pembeni ya choo inafuka moshi, unashindwa kujisaidia unaamua kutoka. Unapofungua tu mlango unakutana...

A Priest dies and waits in line at the Gates of Heaven. Just ahead of him is a guy in casual Jeans and T-Shirt.The Angel addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to...

Fikiria usingekuwa na ****** ungekuwa na hasara gani au faida zipi?

Naona mkuu sasa anataka Tanzania iingie kwenye kitabu cha kumbukumbu kwa kuwa kinara wa kuandaa mikutano, semina, warsha na makongamano ya kimataifa. Nasikia kuna kongamano jingine tena...

Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours..... toilet! In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that...

Nafikiria kesho kile kipindi cha Marehemu Sheikh Yahya Hussein kilichofahamika kwa jina la Nyota Zenu kitakuwaje, itaonyeshwa historia yake, mazishi, au vipindi vyake vya long? maana hiki kipindi...

Kuna judge mmoja alitoa hukumu akaandika jalada la hukumu hivi, Kill him, not let him go. Badala ya kill him not, let him go

Two Tanzanian Masters students at the London School of Law were heading to the city to visit the Palace of the Queen. On the waiting station came these common London storey buses. They entered in...

Ilikua n maisha kigetogeto skuli asa jamaa akaingia geto akakuta msosi mezan akakaribishwa akachukua maji ili anawe gafla akaingia jamaa mwingingine mara baada ya huyo jamaa mwingine kuingia...

Bwana mmoja aliingia chumba cha binti yake akakuta binti anafanya mapenzi na kijana wa jirani huku TV inawaka. Baba: We Joi, hujui kubana matumizi ya umeme? Tv iko on hakuna wa kuitazama. units...

T>Trouble making company A>Always no power N>Never aver decent E>Ever lasting trouble S>Stupid company In Tanzania C>Citizens are fed up O>Opening the doors to Tanzania's most UN wanted...

Jamaa Mmoja likiuwa anasafiri akitumia treni na alikuwa amevaa nguo zilizoraruka na kuchakaa, alipofika kituo kimoja cha treni akaona nguo za mitumba na kwa kuwa alikuwa na pesa akanunua viatu...

Husband: It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime! or...Worries invited for ever Wife : it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.

Mke wa Rais, Mama Salma Kikwete, juzi alipigwa na butwaa baada ya baadhi ya wanafunzi wa Shule ya Msingi Ushashi iliyopo wilayani Bunda mkoani Mara, kumsalimia kwa kumuonyeshea ishara ya vidole...

baada ya miaka mingi ya ndoa,mume anamwambia mke,"kusema kweli nilikuwa mpumbavu kukuoa wewe" Mke anajibu"ningejua kuwa ni mpumbavu hata mimi ningekataa"

Majambazi matatu yaliyovaa na kuficha nyuso zao walivamia bank. Wakaiba hela za kutosha, kabla hawajaondoka mmoja wa wale majambazi akamuona cashier mzuuri mwanadada. Akajisahau na kumpatia biznez...

Mdosi alikamatwa anakojoa sehemu isio ruhusiwa. Alipigwa fain ya 10,000/=Mdosi akalipa 15,000/=akaambiwa umezidisha hela, MDOSI>WAKATI NAKOJOA PIA IKO JAMBA KIDOGO. JAMBA RAHA KULIKO KUNYA

Nimesikia hapa JF hakuna wataalamu wa hisabati, kama wapo kwa hili watachanganyana vichwa, watueleze kwanini inakuwa hivi: Zidisha 259 x umri wako ( tuite A ) x 39 = ( A A A ) Jibu...

Jamani ukweli ni kwamba Chama Cha Mapinduzi chini ya Jakaya Mrisho Kikwete kimekuwa kama Uzao wa Samaki Kambale kwani hakuna wa kumkemea mwenzake kwani Samaki Kambale wote wana Sharubu huwezi...