JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kwa mfano Babu wa Loliondo atoweke ghafla halafu aache ujumbe mfupi kuwa"NDUGU WANAINCHI NIMEAMUA KUKIMBIA!!!!,BAADA YA KUGUNDUA HII DAWA NI SUMU HUUA BAADA YA MIEZI 6,WANANGU 3 WAMEKUFA,KWANI WAO...

Kupeng'e i love you, where are you? are you DAr PM please! Kupeng'e =CCM+Gamba*Ufisadi. Yaani huwa nikisoma post zako natamani CCM itoke madarakani tuone utakimbilia wapi. Hehe jifanye wewe ni...

Hapo Tanga pana makaburi ya misheni yaliyozungushiwa uzio. Nje ya uzio pana mlinzi mzee hivi anayelinda misalaba na mashada. Jirani yake pana shamba la misheni pia la minazi. Vibaka wa2 walifika...

An American preaching couple ( Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu, Kenya where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, translated but with a very very different meaning all together...

mimi nahisi tanzania itajengwa na watz wote pale watakapoamua kufanya kazi kwa pamoja na si chama fulani.

Poa nisiwakwaze wapendwa,acha nilbadili kama ifuatavyo:X^Y=Y^X and (X is not equal to Y),find the value of X and Y!

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in...

Kwa kuwa wana michezo hasa wa mpira wa miguu hubadilishana jezi/t-shirts baada ya mechi kwisha, ikiwa ni ishara ya FAIR PLAY! Basi hata wale wazinzi wa'badilishane chupi baada ya kufanya ngono. Au...

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her...

Nachukua fursa hii kukutakia kila la kheri katika kusherekea sikukuu ya kuzaliwa kwako. Mwenyezi Mungu akupe maisha marefu yenye baraka tele, akupe zaidi kipato na akuwezeshe kuwa mvumilivu na...

Jaman wadau naombeni msaada wenu wa hali na mali, kuna ndugu yangu m1 ana kiwanja chake maeneo ya tegeta sasa kuna mtu amevamia akajenga kwenye hcho kiwanja hvvyo anaomba msaada wa mabunsa ili...

Habari ya mapumziko wana jf? Habari ya Easter, Tumesherehekea vipi? Tume enjoy? Hebu tupeane stori kidogo maana ilikuwa ni Long week end! Na matukio lazima yalikuwepo. Mimi ilikuwa nzuri saana ila...

Source: Yahoo friends Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers. * The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and...

Tumia hizi namba(1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) bila kuzirudia rudia mwisho jibu liwe=100.

MTOTO:Mama hilo mwisho wapaja nini? Mama:kopo lamaziwa Mtoto:aah! ndio maana huwa baba ananyonya ladada jikoni Balaa tup

Jamaa mmoja kila akienda baa alikuwa anaagiza bia mbili na glasi mbili. Anamimina bia kwenye glasi zote na kunywa moja halafu nyingine hadi zinaisha. Anaagiza zingine mbili na kuzinywa kwa mfumo...

Jamani tangu jana narudi rudi kwenye JF chit-chat nikitafuta muendelezo wa discussion ya mchapo kutoka kwa ndugu Jonesgwalu (sijui kama nimepatia), ilikuwa ni ka mchapo kuhusu mashosti.........na...

A Saint Asked His Disciples, 'Why Do We Shout in Anger ? Why Do People Shout At Each Other When They Are Upset ?' Disciples Thought For A While,One Of Them Said,'Because We Lose Our Calm...

Man sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you." She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?" He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."

Mimi kilichokuwa kinanikera ni kumuona Mwenyekiti wa Tume ya Taifa ya Uchaguzi, Jaji mstaafu Lewis Makame alivyokuwa akitangaza matokeo ya kura za Urais Jakaya Kikwete anaendelea...