JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Doc 2 lady:-why r u looking so exhausted? r u properly taking 3 meals per day as i advised? lady:-oh! my god! i heard 3 males per day:

Hii sio udaku tafadhali. Gazeti la Mtanzania leo Jumamosi 30/04/2011 linaongozwa na habari hiyo, " Slaa Kidume"! In detail, linasema kuwa mahakama Arusha ilifahamishwa jana kuwa Bi. Josephine...

jamani natamani kwenda Dar lakini naogopa vibaka na simu yangu

Dogo dogo mmoja wa darasa la kwanza alipanda daladala huku akiimba kwa sauti kubwa vitu alivyofundishwa school “baba akiwa jogoo mama akiwa kuku mimi ntakua kifaranga,… baba akiwa beberu mama...

Teacher: now give me the opposite meaning of this sentence " children in the dark make mistakes " Juan : Mistakes in the dark make children!!

Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human - enjoy = Donkey + Work In other words, A Human that...

(a)JOHN alipoulizwa kuhusu JAMES alijibu,"JAMES ni mtu mkweli daima". (b)JAMES alipoulizwa kuhusu JOHN alijibu,"JOHN ni mtu mwongo daima. Hebu toa hukumu,kati ya JAMES na JOHN nani...

Two Kids were playing, found a used condom , took it home as a balloon. The kids’ mother got very upset, warned them not to pick things while playing, when the mother left; the other kid said to...

Enzi zile mambo ya kujitupia kwa "Juliana", BioAct, BenQ, NINO, TOMATO (kwa wale wa QUarters kama line polisi au JWTZ, Waalimu nk ni nunulie shati kama lako ukienda mjini..) ...imenikumbusha...

Death came to a guy and said,”my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list". So the guy told death, " that's ok; why don't...

Mwanafunzi mmoja baada ya kushindwa kujibu mtihani ikabidi afanye hivi kwenye maswali /////////////////////////// Kisha akaandika "KWANGUA UTAONA MAJIBU"

Kutokana na kuporomoka kwa maadili basi nilipata ujumbe usemao"waislam jiungeni www.islam.freeforums.org" Hebu twendeni tucheki kunani huko?

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry...

Imekuaje hapa jamani maana aliyekuwa akimuuzia chocolate prince enzi za udogo wake amepata mwaliko vp kwa hawa wakubwa?

There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just...

Teacher: Whoever Answers My Next Question Can Go Home. A Boy Throws His Bag Out Through The Window. Teacher: Who Threw The Bag ? Boy: Me................I'm Going Home

Ni wk sasa niko Arusha kikazi zaidi. Sikujua jiji hili ni kubwa hivi. Mji mzuri na umejengeka kweli. Dar iko hati hati ya kupigwa chini na jiji la machalii. Club bomba, kuanzia triple A, masai...

Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked .It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up...

Watu wanajazana kwa babu waloliondo coz hawawekewi drip, hawapew vidonge, wala hawapimwi, au sababu hawalazwi? nikweli?

A grade one student asked his teacher: Student: Sir what is honey? TEACHER:Honey is a liquid produced by by bees and it is very sweet. Student: Sir,does honey have legs? TEACHER:No,but...