JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Hi everyone, Read this interesting strory. ******** After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer. No salaries increase, No any recommendation...

Hii ndio First eleven ya Shetani. Lazima ucheze namba yoyote.1:ZINAA. 2:WIZI/UJAMBAZI. 3:UONGO/UTAPELI. 4:ULEVI. 5:BANGI/UNGA. 6:TAMAA/ROHO MBAYA. 7:DHULMA. 8:UCHAWI. 9:RUSWA. 10:KIBURI/DHARAU...

Kijana ndiyo nguzo na nguvu kazi katika jamii yoyote ile, hivyo wewe kijana wa Tanzania, hakikisha unasimama katika mlengo wa kuikomboa jamii yako, kiuchumi,kisiasa,kielimu n.k. Vijana tunawajibu...

Tupende tusipende kuna mwanzo na mwisho wa kila kitu chini ya jua. Binadamu anazaliwa anakuwa mzee na anakufa ili kuacha nafasi kwa wengine kuzaliwa na kuendeleza jamii. Kila species ina growth...

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Na Jumbe Ismailly, Iramba CHAMA Cha Mapinduzi (CCM) kinaandaa utaratibu wa kuhakikisha kinaboresha maslahi ya wafanyakazi wake kuanzia ngazi ya shina hadi taifa mara tu kitakamilisha kuboresha...

A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a terrible thing," sniffed the drunk, "Just a few hours ago I sold my wife to someone for a...

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...

Kama huridhiki na urefu wa kimo chako, nenda Sinza Makaburini, nyuma ya Kilimanjaro Bar kuna zahanati mpya ya wachina wanarefusha mifupa.

ule usemi wa kambale mkunje angali mbichi ulimtokea mzee mmoja aliyekuwa akimdekeza sana mwanae sikumoja mtoto alimuona baba yake amekaa vibaya mtoto akamwambia baba : baba mbona (nyeti) zako ni...

Eti nasikia wenye makalio ya kichina kila wakitembea, makalio huwa yanatoa kamlio kama yanapiga makofi. Sasa sijui ni kweli?

The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...

Jamaa kafika nyumbani kwake,kakuta mlango wazi,kazama moja kwa moja hadi chumbani,akamkuta mkewe na rafiki yake kitandani wako uchi wa mnyama kama walivyozaliwa.Jamaa kwa hasira akampiga risasi na...

How Smart is your Foot! Just try this. It is from an orthopaedic surgeon... This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but...

Natamani sana kuja kuiona 24 God knows season ngapi Bauer akiact what happened yesterday! Najua JB wa JF naye anahamu pia!

Jamaa mmoja...

Raul alipewa opportunity ya kupiga penalty 20.Kila penalty aliyofunga.alipewa point 10 na kila penalty aliyokosa alikatwa maksi 5.Raul alipiga penalty zote 20.Mwisho wa zoezi Raul alipata point...

LITTLE TONY FROM BROOKLYN ON MATH A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY. He...