JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

JAPO INAWEZEKANA NI UGONJWA LKN BADO WAPO WANAOTAFUTA DAWA ZA KICHINA WAKIDHANI NDIYO WATAPENDEZA WAKIJA TOKEWA KAMA HUYU SIJUI WATAFANYAJE?

mmasai mmoja alikuwa safarini,huku amenunua chupi mpya na kuivaa,walipofika njiani akajisikia haja kubwa,akamuomba suka ashuke akafanye mambo porini,kwa kuwa giza lilikuwa limeshaingia,suka...

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...

Kuna baba mmja alimuaga mkewe anaenda salon kunyoa nywele za sirini. Aliporudi home akamwonyesha mkewe ,akamsifia sana huyo mmewe kwamba kanyolewa vizuri, na akamwomba mumewe amwelekeze na yeye...

Mzee mmoja wa Kichaga ambaye alikuwa mkali sana kwa binti yake anaamka asubuhi na kutaarifiwa kwamba binti yake ana mimba! Mzee wa Kichaga: "Aisee we Manka, nakwenda kazini, nikirudi leo ni...

Jamani mtujuze hali ya Dr Slaa ikoje baada ya kuzimwa kila kitu. Arusha ndo basi tena Meya katoka chamani Katiba mpya mnyika kanyukwa Jaman wenye kujua hali ya mzee huyu pressure inapanda...

WanaJF kuna maneno ni dhahiri ukiyakumbuka unaweza kucheka kama si kuhuzunika kwani yatavuta memmories na kukumbuka mengi mmo kwa wakati huo, mi nakumbuka machache ingawa mengine bado yanadumu...

Nafikiri kuna haja ya kujua ratiba ya migomo ya vyuo na mashirika hapa bongo ili members wajiandae. Tarehe 10/2/2011 - Hospitali ya bugando - kuanzia saa 2 asubuhi mpaka saa 7 mchana - washiriki...

hii sikuwahi kuitumia bonge ya kilinda mfuko siku hizo enzi zake hii ilitosha kukupatia msosi hotelini.

*I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a*leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung...

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street, in Michenzani Zanzibar. It was on the 5th floor without a lift, but he was happy to go up there and show his new...

"A Local forgot to ZIP UP, So a lady tells him, "YOU left your GARAGE open". The men gives her a naughty smile as he zips up and asks "DID you see my RANGER ROVER parked inside?" The Woman smiles...

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl...

Baba mmoja alikuwa kikojozi. Tabia hiyo ilikuwa kero kwa mkewe kiasi cha kutaka kuachika. Hata hivyo mama akaenda kwa siri kwa mganga Kingalu ili apate dawa ya kumponya mmewe ugonjwa wake. Mganga...

Mr Mawalla : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice." Son: "I will choose my own wife!!!" Mr Mawalla: "But the girl is the daughter of the President of NMB." Son: "Well, in that case... OK"...

Ili kutibu majeraha ya Dr Slaa na wanachadema napendekeza DR Kikwete kumpa Ukuu wa wilaya Dr Slaa Wewe unapendekeza apewe cheo gani?

E bana nimekutana na hizi tressure kwa internet, unaweza kujisevia!

Yet another very strange, but very true story, and what a strange picture:msela: Check it out at DAR | Weird News

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you...