JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kuna dada mmoja alizaa na mchina, baada ya miezi tatu, mtoto akafariki ghafla. Basi maziko yakaandaliwa . Mama akawa analia kwa uchungu sana, huku akitamka nilijua tu jamani mie! Wamama...

Do you know the meaning of ... A B C D E F G A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl. in reverse order............ G F E D C B A Girls Forgot Everything Done & Catches new Boy Again

In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director startedlooking for a new one to hire.A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.The director of the factory...

Source: Yahoo friends Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom? A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop Q: What is the difference between...

Two men, one Tanzanian and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking a few beers The Indian man said to the Tanzanian, 'You...

CHEMSHA BONGO Just try don't be afraid!!!! Below are four ( 6 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of...

Padri Mwalusakisyo ameua Mgonjwa. Ilikuwa jion alipokuja kumuombe Mose. Wakati akiendelea kumuombea, kwa bahati mbaya akakanyaga waya wa umeme ambao umeunganishwa na mashne ya kupumulia...

Kila mtu kazaliwa na kipaji chake , unaweza ukasomea uhasibu ukajafanya kazi ya kuzoa taka, au kumbe wewe ni mpaa samaki feri.Ingizeni majina yenu kwenye hiyo excel then mtajua kazi zinazowastahiki.

Siku moja fundi wa simu alitumwa na bosi wake kwenda kwa Advocate Rutakyamirwa. Ruta alipomuona fundi akanyanyua simu ya mezani na kuanza kuongea kwa mbwembwe. How are you Kajumulo? Vipi...

Ugonile!..............Najua umenisahau.Naitwa Andendekisye Lupakisyo Mwamasika mpwa wake na Afundile Ambakise Mwakibete ni yule binamu yake na Asangalwisye Simalike Mwalusako wa IPINDA Baba...

Jacks wife is watching the cooking channel. Jack-Why are you watching that? You don't know how to cook! Wife-Well you watch porn too!

The Seed A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business. Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do...

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it," also applies to...

When you hear these comments don't assume their positive sound is all they indend to be. Backhanded comments really are a kicker. "That dress is lovely; it does wonders for your figure."...

Kuna kampuni ya magari makubwa(Trucks)ambazo hufanya shughuli za kusafirisha mizigo ndani na nje ya Tz,basi kama kawaida wasafiri huwa wawili suka na utingo wake,basi wakapakia mzigo Dar wanaenda...

Mama anatoka nje anamkuta mwanawe anayechezea Condom iliyotumika. MAMA:Tupa haraka hiyo kitu MWANA:Sawa mama ila uji uliokuwemo nishaunywa

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom...

A Beautiful women, went to the doctor and she asked Doctor ''My Boobs are so small, is there anything you can do for me?'' Doctor said: yes, You should come everyday here and 3 hours ill suck your...

A mother and her daughter were at the gynecologist's office. The mother asked the doctor to examine her daughter. "She has been having some strange symptoms and I'm worried about her,"...

Duhh!! ni soo!! mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia...