JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

There was a married couple sleeping when an intruder entered their home and put a knife to the wife's neck. "Before I kill someone, I like to know their name. What's your name?" The shaking woman...

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide.” The pharmacist asked, "Why...

Nasikia juzi uliwakatikia watu bar, jana unamatikia boss ofisini, Leo hii tena umenikatikia chumbani sijui una matatizo gani jamani huu umeme wa tanesco

Banta lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Mumbai, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and...

This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;)

Love Letter, This is a love letter from a boy to a Girl….However, the Girl’s father does not like him and so the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl’s father will...

Guys! This is what known as First Class Love.

Wanafunzi walikuwa wanapata msosi wakati wa mapumziko pale shuleni kwao,basi wakaanza mazungumzo yao MWANAFUNZI#1:He!we mbona unakula mihogo kama nguruwe,nyie kweli maskini,unaniona mie mwenzio...

Mamboz waungwana wenzangu? Ni hivi kuna kipofu mmoja alikuwa anapenda sana kukaa maskani basi cku moja watu wako maskani wakaanza kuongea sasa hivi maneno NDOGO yaani noma lkn maskini ya mungu...

Believe it or not, this is a true story:msela: http://www.everythingdar.com/weird-news#Man_takes_life_sized_dolls_on_vacations

Mke wa Frank anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi videmu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia. Anachoka na kazi. Mtu...

Mi naona chupa 2 tu za heineken zimegeuzwa bottoms up.

Katika mauzo na Mteja wake dukani.......... Muuzaji: samahani kaka hairuhusiwi kuvuta sigara hapa dukani Mteja: Mbona sigara nimenunua hapahapa dukani? Muuzaji: Ebo , kila siku tunakuuzia...

Jamaa wawili waliiba embe kiroba kizima wakakimbilia mochwari bila kujua, wakati wanaingia wakaangusha embe 2 mlangoni, mlinzi hakuwaona alilala aliposhtuka akasikia jamaa wanagawana " hii yako...

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked...

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you're the...

1: In this life we live, there are two things involved, Its either you are a man or you are a woman, 2: If you are a woman, you are safe, But, if you are a man, there are two things involved...

In a New York sidewalk, a Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast " coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted...