JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mama mmoja alikuwa anagombana na mumewe kabla ya kulala. "Mke wangu vipi, mbona mkali" "Nimekuta hiki kikaratasi kwenye mfuko wa kaptula yako kimeandikwa Annie Louis. Nataka uniambie ni nani huyu...

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy...

HII CLIP ILIKUWEPO HAPA TUNAJIKUMBUSHA TU KIDOGO ,HAYA NI MAMBO YA NABII TITTO...BUT DONT SWALLOW THIS

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him and asked; "Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" The surprised patient said; "Why doctor...

Mzungu mmoja alipita katika kijiji cha Igangidung'u na bahati mbaya alishikwa na haja kubwa alipokuwa akikatiza mashambani kwa wenyeji. Baada ya kuhakikisha kwamba hapakuwa na mtu jirani alijitoma...

Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent people. He asked how she...

The other day, a gentleman went to the Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled. The Dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give him a shot. "No way! No needles! I hate needles", the man said...

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . . Doctor: "What happened?" Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."...

DAR | Weird News No wonder Jamii is so busy :rockon:

Vp wandugu,jamaa mmoja alitaka kumtega mkewe kama anagawa uroda nje ama la,bac ikabidi uongee na mshikaji wake ili wamtege,jamaa akampa note moja ya Tsh 10,000/ huyu mshikaji wake ili amnunue...

Habari zenu kwa mara nyingine tena,bac baada ya kula kipigo kutoka kwa polisi kutokana na kuangukiwa na jumba bovu,soma hapa...

Ni hivi DR.Naniliyu aliamua kuwapa mtihani machizi fulani ili kugundua ni nani ambaye ana uafadhali kati yao DR:Halo hebu sikilizeni nataka wote muanze kulia kama kuku Basi wale machizi wakaanza...

Kuna vichaa walikuwa wakihamishwa kutoka bugando kwenda kcmc kupitia serengeti. mbinu waliyoitumia ni kuwasafirisha wakiwa uchi ili wasitoroke na kukimbia kufika mbugani,wakacmamisha...

wakati tuko shule hili suala lilikuwa ni muhimu sana na tulikuwa na note books kwa ajili ya hiyo michapio, kwa mfano! Hiyo Chongea Konea hapa meaning Hiyo kona chongea hapa Maftudari kava...

Anitha ni mkatoliki lakini alipata mchumba mlokole aitwae Marko. Wazazi wa Anitha wakasema hawatakubali Marko amwoe Anitha hadi kwanza abadili dhehebu. Anitha akaanza kumbembeleza Marko kwa taabu...

This happened in an office in africa: An american nigga walks into the bank and tell the secretary: Are you the ****ing secretary? Secretary: Sir we do not use those kind of language here...

Leo mida ya saa 5 asubuhi nikiwa osterbay police, ghafla Mkurugenzi wa kampuni ya Sincon ltd.. iliyokua na tenda ya kufanya usafi pale soko la kariakoo, bwana Peter Siniga.. amemleta mwanae...

At first I thought this must have been a practical joke, but its not..... http://www.everythingdar.com/weird-news#Souvenir_condoms_rolled_out_for_UK_royal_wedding