Kuna ticha mmoja wa English alikuwa anafundisha class viunganishi,i.e IN,UNDER,and ON.
Akawa anafundisha kwa vitendo si unajua sahivi lazima uwe na CHEATING AIDS!!!
Akawa kapanda JUU ya meza...
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband make...
Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25-year-old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that...
A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my
Intelligence come from?'
The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have got it from your mother,
Cause I still have mine.'
The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconuttree and there are 4 animals,
A Lion, A Chimp , A Giraffe,
......AND...
A Squirrel
They decide to compete to see...
It is a slow day in a damp little Irish town. The rain is beating down and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
On this particular day a...
Rweyemamu : Dad I want to marry Kutona
Dad : No ways my son, Kutona is your sister, her father was working in JHB so I had a relationship with her Mum and She gave birth to Kutona, but plis...
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick Catholic Church..
'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'
The...
A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table:
To my dear wife.
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you being 54 yrs old...
Tangazo kwa wachaga wote. Chuo kipya kabisa cha kichaga ( CHAGGA UNIVERSITY COLLEAGE OF LIFE ) kinatangaza kozi mpya kwa mwaka wa masomo 2011/2012 kama ifuatavyo;
1- UBAHILI Miezi 3.
2-ULEVI...
Mchaga kafiwa na mtoto wake alie zaa na Mwanamke wa kichina,ikabidi wasafirishe toka china hadi kwao moshi..Msiba kufika nyumbani mama mkwe akaanza kulia huku akiongea mimi nilijua tu..maana...