A Husband and his wife were in their bedroom, while their son in the room next to the parents room:
In the morning when the mom (wife) was taking the boy to school, the boy started asking:
Boy...
Niliwahi kuipata hapo nyuma, labda nawe pia. Nimedhani inaweza kumfunza mtu fulani kitu hapa.
Source: Yahoo Friends
Jamaa wawili walikutana kwenye kituo cha basi wakafanya mazungumzo.
Mmoja...
Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula. Lakini kabla ya kufika nyumbani...
Usipocheka Niambie
Tanzanian's Immigration Department gave a statement as to why the friendly game between Japan and the mighty Taifa Stars was cancelled in the 11th hour:
"Ni habari za...
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees was absent but had not phoned in. Needing to have an urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialed the employee's home...
I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA. I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool here Nyamongo very good. I am 27 ears to be Born...
Dear Sir
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply for employment I am told there is no...
Reasons why ladies today are still SINGLE:
1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are...
Kuna siku polisi wawili wa kiTZ katika matembezi yao waliokota mtoto wa mwezi mmoja mwenye sura ya kichina.Wakashauriana nini cha kufanya na kupata jibu.Kesho yake asubuhi wakaenda kwenye chuo...
Canadian drives into a marsh using GPS
A Canadian woman had to be rescued from the roof of her submerged car after driving into an isolated marsh as she relied on GPS navigation, police said...
A wealthy gentleman had passed on and was being buried at the kongowea cemetery in a very expensive coffin.
One of the fellows at the burial estimated the coffin to be worthy about 250k, and got...
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven.
But not at all happy with his accommodations, he complained to St. Peter, who told him that his only recourse was to appeal his assignment.
The...
White Kid, Black Goat
Father Joseph, a missionary, was touring the African village in which he lived, when suddenly a man came up to him.
"Father Joseph!" the man demanded. "Everyone is...
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she...
A man was heading home after a drinking spree. When
he was approaching his home, armed gangsters blocked him and
took command of his vehicle.
On frisking him they failed to get any money and...
A Paraprosdokian
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener to reframe or...
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