JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

God had created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no...

Ya mwanamke bikira yake vipimo vipo wazi na ya mwanaumme tutaipima kwa kutumia vipimo vipi?

Tajiri kanunua mbuzi! Akamwambia mpishi! Nyama nusu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friza! K ichwa fanya supu na miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku! Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pika...

Former Big Brother Africa housemates(BBA4),Kevin Chuwang Pam(from Nigeria) and Elizabeth Gupta(from Tanzania) who recently announced their engagement, are now about to move into the really...

Askofu mkuu wa kanisa la ufufuo na uzima jana aliwaomba watumishi wake kama wanaweza[pata muda wakamsikilize mgombea urais wa chadema.dk slaa,katika ibada hiyo iliokuwa na mamb mazuri mwisho...

WHY AFRICA IS 25 YEARS BEHIND THE DEVELOPED WORLD..... AFRICAN LEADERS Abdulai Wade age 83 Hosni Mubarak ( Egypt ) age 82...

Siku moja nilitembelea kijiji fulani wilayani songea.Kufika huko nilipafurahia kwelikweli,siku moja jioni nilibahatika kupata mwanamwali kigori asiye na mfano.Tukakubaliana tutafute nafasi ya...

Napendekeza kili music awards zijazo zote wapewe CCM kwa kutuburudisha mikutanoni mwaka huu kama alivoulizwa mama mmoja kwenye kipindi cha uswazi umekuja kufanya nini kwenye mkutano huu wa CCM...

MY FIRST TIME It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her...

ahadi za mushimiwa 2011 dar itakuwa hivi

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Moja ya mifupa ambayo imeishinda CCM kuitafuna ni kumteua mwanamke kuwa Waziri Mkuu. Mfupa huo kaka yetu Dr. Slaa ambaye tunatarajia kumvika joho la Urais wetu hivi karibuni nimepata tetesi...

Pamoja na matarajio yetu kuwa Prof. Lipumba umaana wake kwenye siasa za humu ndani unaelekea ukingoni lakini kwa vile CUF itafanya vizuri na kuongeza viti vya ubunge na hakuna chama kitakachokuwa...

Peponi, mbinguni, kuzimu, jehanum na sasa sauti inakaribia duniani kelele za shangwe na machozi ya furaha yakimiminika watu wakisikiliza matokeo ya urais ya uchaguzi 2010. Dr slaa Wilbrod...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail...

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in...

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the...

Kikwete kwenu kaahidi nini ? Kwetu kapita juzi kaahidi daraja la kisasa, tukamwambia hatuna mto. Akaahidi na kutuletea mto pia...!!!! Je kwenu kaahidi nini ??

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain" "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you...