There was a Luo girl who got married to a Chinese man, after two months in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; the Aunt at the funeral came crying. `I KNEW IT, `I...
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a
house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a...
Umewahi kuiona hiyo? Imepitia kwenye sanduku langu nikadhani nawe uione, labda utapunguza huzuni zako walau kidogo.
Have you considered this?!!!
Get prepared!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some...
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was...
Wadau chuo ndo kipo mbioni kuanza,wahi nafasi ni chacheee!!WICOE
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
Is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
ALL ARE...
In Ireland there is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave. This year the two...
Shakey went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. Top...
Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife - When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby - You...
Mtoto mmoja mwenye umri wa miaka 9 alikuwa anahitaji sana shilingi 100,000
(Lakimoja). Akamuuliza mama yake ni jinsi gani anaweza kupata pesa hizo. Mama yake
akamwambia "muombe Mungu atakupatia...
A wife said desperately to her husband:" Hello Honey!! Where are u??"
The Husband answered confidently: "What!!
Where am I???...In the office of course!!"
Wife: "Are you sure you are at...
Dear Sir
I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager.
Each time I apply...
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he...
There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the
Beach. Well, this little girl comes up to him, so he covers
His private parts with a newspaper.
The little girl says, "What's under there?"
So the...
23 Brilliant Doubts - Unanswered
1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2. When dog food is new and...
An elderly TZ gentleman of 83 arrived in ENTEBBE by plane.
At the airport immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to Uganda...