JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Men and Women Translations WOMEN'S ENGLISH: 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead =...

A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The father thought for a moment, “Yes son, sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case!”

Seen by the Opposite Sex In my sociology class, we were instructed to write down answers to some questions the teacher was asking. "Next question," announced the instructor. "How would you like...

W I F E......Washing, Ironing, Fucking, Etc. G O L F......Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden endeleza............

A Pastor and a taxi driver die at the same time and go to heaven. And when they get there the Peacher goes in and he gets a white robe and a shack in the big field and the taxi driver gets an...

- What did the mswahili do first time when they saw a ship? - They stick they're head in the water to see if it has wheels! :lol:

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied...

Believe it or not,there is just no time. Every year has 365 days. --If you sleep 8 hrs a day = 122 days. This leaves you with 243 days --If you rest 8 hrs a day = 122 days. This leaves you with...

After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a...

Joe was engaged to Linda, and was about to go down the aisle to say I do. During the period of engagement the younger sister to Linda had always tempted Joe without success. Just two days before...

Little Joey was crying his eyes out. "What's wrong?" his Grandpa asked. "I can't do the things that the big boys do." Grandpa sat down and cried too.

NAFASI ZA MASOMO *Chuo maalum kwa ajili ya kutoa ajira za chapchap kimefunguliwa hapa Kiborloni, Chuo Kimesajiliwa na VETA na kina waalimu waliobobea katika nyanja zote Chuo kinapokea maombi...

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was...

One day, John got an itching in the inner part of his thigh. He went to the doctor and asked for Itchguard. The doctor gave him Viagra and Itchguard. John said, "Itchguard is OK, but why Viagra?"...

Tajiri kanunua mbuzi akamwambia mpishi; "Nyama nusu ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye friza. Kichwa fanya supu na miguu fanya mchuzi chukuchuku. Ngozi usitupe tutafanya mswala, utumbo pika na...

NI PALE MAMBO YANAPOKUWA WAGUMU NDANI YA CHUMBA CHA MTIHANI. Unafanyaje hapa!!!

:lol:Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where r u going? Man: I'm going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who'll lecture at midnight? Man: My wife... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

A famous American preaching couple (Mr & Mrs Stumbles) hired Mr.Hamisi for translation upon the failure to get a proper local bi-lingual inLamu.....the preaching had the following translation...

Mutua left to go help in the Crusades and decided that his wife mueni should wear a chastity belt. (Steel underwear) So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend, mogaka. He tells...