JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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A married couple having their first baby were invited to make use of a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pains to the Baby's biological father wherever he may be...

An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word...

John accidentally got itching on his inner part of the thigh, he went to chemist for medicine. Chemist suggested him VIAGRA and ITCHGUARD CREAM. John asked to chemist, "ITCHGUARD is Ok but why...

Barry Farmer got into his Toyota 4 by 4 and drove to the neighbouring ranch and knocked at the door. A young boy, Neil, aged about 9, opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' Barry demanded. »...

Kid: daddy I need more money! Daddy: I have no more left! Kid: Then I won't tell you who was sleeping with momy when you were gone. Mzee anajipinda anamshikisha, then anamvuta pembeni na...

A man and his wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. A man decided to put a word ‘mypenis' and all of a sudden his wife fell on the ground laughing cause it read in...

Three pastors took a day off and decided to go fishing after a busySunday. They agreed its so difficult preaching to people all the time and no onepreaches to them. Sitting by the river with...

Mwalimu Praygod Massawe alipangiwa kazi mjini Songea, Shule iliyopo karibu pal pal Bomba mbili, jirani na kwa Mfaranyaki. Sehemu hiyo maarufu sana Songea. Kufika tu akapokelewa na Mwalimu...

An airplane was flying over the United States one night. Then the pilot said: "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out". A little later, the pilot...

Hahahahahahaha......................... Ona na hii......>>>

Jamaa mmoja alifiwa na rafikie mpenzi sasa wakajikusanya marafiki wote wakasema wao ndio watakao beba jeneza la mpendwa wao kwa ajili ya kwenda kuzika, walipo nyanyua jeneza na kuanza kutoka ndani...

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York . Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog...

HOUSE BOY: BAKARI > > Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his > Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. > But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality...

Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa anaumwa ugonjwa wa kusahau. Alipomwendea Daktari ambaye alimuuliza kuwa alikuwa anaumwa ugonjwa gani, yule jamaa akadai kuwa amesahau! Have a good day!

Mazungumzo kati ya mama na binti yake wa miaka 8 Mtoto: mama leo Ali alinipandisha katika mpera nimchumie mapera Mama: usikubali tena mwenzio hataki mapera alikua anakuchungulia chupi yako ukiwa...

True story from the Japanese Embassy in US Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Barack Obama... The instructor...

Papa aliamua kutembelea sehemu za Moshi kwa ibada maalum baada ya kuambiwa Moshi kuna wakristo wengi sana. Na kweli, kufika pale Moshi ibada ilifanyika uwanja wa wazi na watu weeengi sana...

An illiterate woman boarded a plane from Enugu to Abuja in Nigeria She was booked for an economy class seat... Just after the plane took-off, the woman stood up and went to sit in the first class...