JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

An elderly,(about 70), white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young lady at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his...

Tanzania Tanzania, nakupenda kwa moyo wote, Nchi yangu Tanzania, nakupenda kwa moyo wote. Nilalapo nakuota wewe, niamkapo ni kheri mama weee! Tanzania Tanzania nakupenda kwa moyo wote...

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A: A rumour Q: Why do little boys whine? A: They are practising to be men. Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting...

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:lying:While visiting England, Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with...

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting...

Katoto kamoja siku moja alimuuliza bibi yake wa miaka 94. "bibi... kwani we kuna mchumba?" Bibi akajibu "mjukuu wangu, mchumba wangu ni tv, ndio anaenipa furaha na kuniondolea mawazo" Sasa...

Hizi Comment nimezikutakwenye blog moja nikabaki nacheka...... Zimeanza ivi... Habari zenu wadau. Nina miaka 34, nimesoma nina kazi nzuri, na pia naamini ninavutia kiasi kama mwanamke...

QUESTION: Why did the chicken cross the road? KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. PLATO: For the greater good. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. KARL...

Nothing Serious Just Jokes Ati a man n his wife are in bed,da man is reading a newspaper.da man then touch's his wife pussy,the wife asks:honey do u want sex?.the man answers:no dia i was juz...

TUHESHIMUNI KAZI ZA WENZETU JAMNAI NA TUWAITE MAJINA SAHIHI Mfano, Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid - Domestic Operations Specialist Typist - Printed...

Punguza hicho kitambi Diet hii hapa nadhani itasaidia sana kupungua Have a nice day.

Kids Are Quick ____________________________________ TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America...

John is paying a visit to his Italian neighbor in the hospital, who just had a very serious traffic accident. He doesn't look like very much: in plaster, completely wrapped in a bandage, tons of...

A guy with bright blue, green and orange color hair was standing at a bus stop. Few moments later an elderly man stood near him and kept staring at him hard. Annoyed by the stares the guy asked...

A saltwater crocodile called Dirty Harry has used his supposed psychic powers to predict that Julia Gillard will win Saturday's tight general election in Australia. The reportedly...

Mume: Mke wangu nikifa utaolewa tena? Mke: Ndio, itategemea. Mume: Utampa gari yangu aendeshe. Mke: Mh! Nadhani. Mume: Utamuacha akae kwenye kiti changu sebuleni? Mke: Labda. Mume: Utamuacha...

One evening a > husband and wife were in bed. > > The husband was > reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. > The husband reaches over and puts his hand in > his wife's panties > then...

There was this family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three. Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was...