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Wanasiasa 10 walipata ajali mbaya alitokea mkulima mmoja alichimba shimo na kuwazika, Polisi walikuja na kuanza kumhoji; Polisi:Uliona ajali? Mkulima:Hapana, nilikuta imeshatokea na maiti...
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved...
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A Swedish motorist caught driving at 290km/h (180mph) in Switzerland could be given a world-record speeding fine of SFr1.08m ($1m; £656,000), prosecutors say. The 37-year-old, who has...
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Jamaa katoka na mbinu mpya ya kutafuta kazi Click here to view: Job seeker hits the streets to beat unemployment
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Jamaa m1 alimpa mimba binti wa kichaga, baba wa binti alimind sana akataka amfanyie kitu kibaya!ikabidi jamaa ampoze mzee kwa kumpa ahadi nono! JAMAA:Mzee kweli mm ndo nimempa mimba mwanao na wala...
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Mume na mke walienda kwa mshauri kuhusiana na matatizo ya ndoa yao. Walipofika, mwanamke akaanza elezea kwa muda wa dakika 15 kuhusu kero azipatazo. Alipomaliza, mshauri akanyanyuka kwenye kiti...
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Dear Friends Just to let you all know I have resigned and I am MOVING to CAPE TOWN. I can't afford to have two houses . My new house is now available for renting. In case you know...
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YouTube - Keep Your Mobile Away when Ironing
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Guys, have your say... Bwe he he he..
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YouTube - Don't leave your laptop, in Grandma's hands
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huu kutumiwa kama wimbo wa taifa wa zanzibar ijayo YouTube - Taarab: Paka mapepe
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Mzee mmoja alioa wake wawili na alikuwa anaishi nao nyumba moja. Siku moja usiku alipokuwa kwa mke mdogo na kupeana HAKI YA NDOA, bi mdogo UTAMU ukamkolea na akaanza kulalama kwa sauti kubwa "...
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Imekuwa kawaida yetu kutumia english kuonesha tunavyoielewa lugha hiyo vizuri.Tatizo ni kwamba tunatumia baadhi tu ya maneno ilhali mengine hatujaribu kuyatumia kamwe.Wakuu naomba mnisaidie...
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Jamaa alikuwa na mkewe wakiaga mwili wa marehemu mkwe wake ,mwanaume akashindwa kujizuia akalia,mwanamke kuona hivyo akampiga kiibao huku akamwambia mumewe unalia nini na ulikuwa humpendi mama...
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Dear Dad Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow...
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Nafahamu kuwa hapa JF ni mahali palipojaa watu wenye upeo wa hali ya juu kuhusu matumizi ya kompyuta.Ndio maana huwa ninakimbilia hapa mara nyingi japo wakati mwingine siyo mahali pake.Nina imani...
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jamaa kwa kujidai mbele ya kadamnasi kumbe kiinglish not rechable likasema to plant a mountain z not president so you need someone to smoke you,
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This happened recently. After work last week Wednesday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old car in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean Honda Accord. This young...
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