Anza na glasi mbili za maji,telemshia mahindi ya kuchemsha matano,fuatiliza pilipili hoho kama tatu hivi,kandamiza viazi vitamu vinne vilivyoshiba, piga coca-cola tatu za chap-chap bila...
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's...
On a very dark night, a guy on a date parks and gets the girl in the back seat and they make love.
The girl wants it again and the guy obliges her.
She wants more and they do it again. She still...
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce. The
Problem was who
Should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour. I brought the child into
this world with pain and...
Jewish woman wants to take her dog to Israel, so she goes to the travel agent to find out how. He says, "It's easy. You go to the airline, they give you a kennel, you put your dog in it, when you...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade
6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started
writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a
giggle from one of...
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes Gas and says, "Seven Points."
His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "Its fart...
Jamaa alipoteza waleti yenye shillingi laki tatu kwenye mnadaakaamua kutangaza :mabibi na mabwana nimepoteza waleti yenye shilingi laki tatu atakayeweza kuirudisha hakiaka nitampatia elfu...
A man went into a NBC bank and planned to rob it. He got a deposit slip and wrote on it: "This iz a stikup. Put all the money in this bag." Then he stood in line. But he got nervous thinking that...
Naughty Answers!
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says :
"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your...
Marriage - Part I
Typical eyes man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I...
George Bush alikwenda mapumzikoni Uingereza na akapata nafasi yakukutana na malkia Elizabeth..Malkia akataka kupima akili ya Bush akamuuliza hivi;Mtoto aliyezaliwa na Baba na Mama yako lakini si...
A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a dust cloud approached at high speed, out of which emerged a shiny silver BMW. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit...
Things people actually said in court, word for word:Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?A: Gucci sweats...
Basihii imetokea juzi juzi mitaa ya kati... dereva Lorry na utingo wake waendesha Lorry usiku...
Na ili kupoteza usingi wakaanza kupiga story:
dereva lorry akaanza kuelezea jinsi gani kwake ana...
A man told the ringmaster that he was interested in joining the circus as a lion tamer. The ringmaster asked if he had any experienceThe man said, "Why, yes. My father was one of the most famous...
There were three construction workers and each of them always ate the same thing for lunch. 1st worker : "I'm tired of sandwiches it's always sandwich, sandwich, sandwich!"2nd worker : "I'm sick...
One day a woman got on a bus and sat with her 4 year old daughter. The whole ride she said, "hold on Marge, hold on, you will make it throw Marge, just a little further Marge, just a little...
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