A man was out for a walk and saw a funeral procession. But this one was strange. There was two PRIEST... then a man and a dog walking behind them... then a very long line of people. Curious, he...
A fruit farmer hired two new workers for his fields, but before he sent them out for the day's work, he told them he had just one rule: don't steal any fruit. The two agreed to obey the rule.After...
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
On his very first day of work, he dials the pantry and shouts into the phone - "Get me a coffee, quickly!"
The voice from the other side...
One day President Obama fell off a bridge and was saved by three young boys.Obama thanked them and said he'd give them all one thing in the whole world. The first boy asked for a trip to Disney...
A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.
"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
James replied...
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'll give him a free beer for an amazing trick. The bartender agrees. The guy pulls out a hamster that begins dancing and singing."That is...
A little boy was doing his maths homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and...
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.
Those who remained talked about their kids. The first...
Men discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
Women discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Men discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
Women discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Men...
This math test can predict your role model...
Try it without looking at the Answer!
Pick your Favourite No. from 1-9
Then Use that no.
Multiply by 3.
Add 3
Multiply with 3
You'll get a 2 digit...
IN PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
AT WORK
you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..
IN PRISON
you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK
you only...
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classroom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
BIBI MMOJA ALISHINDA BINGO (milioni 100)KUTOKANA NA HALI YAKE KUDHOOFU(UGONJWA WA MOYO) BINTI ZAKE WALISHAURIANA JINSI YA KUMPA TAARIFA ,WAKAFIKIA UAMUZI WA KUMPA MAJUKUMU HAYO DAKTARI WAKE ,NAYE...
Iwapo umetokea Tanzania na ukaenda kuishi/Kufanya kazi au kusomea kwenye maeneo haya, ndugu zako wa hapa TZ utawaambia unakwenda wapi?
Nyege / Nyege, Okavango, Namibia, Africa
Nyege local...
Bill Gates: Jambo! You must have heard of Windows.
President: Oh yes! In most government offices we have the single window clearance concept.
Gates: Have you installed Windows at home...
Californians bare bottoms for passing trains
Up to 10,000 people show up each year to bare their behinds to passing Amtrak trains
The southern Californian city of...
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