JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Jamaa mmoja wa kipemba aliyekuwa hajawahi kupanda gari hata siku moja, alikuwa anasafiri kwenye basi akiwa kwenye siti ya mbele kabisa. Mara ikatokea ajali na baada ya tukio hilo la ajali yule...

Mchungaji akiwa katika pitapita zake za kuombea katika wodi za hospitali fulani, akakuta kuna Mgonjwa aliekuwa hawezi kuongea japo alikuwa na fahamu na aliwekewa oxgen. WAKATI AKIOMBEWA, yule...

Ukiangalia video ya wimbo wa robo saa wa Amini utaona mtu aliepoteza fahamu na juhudi zote za madaktari kumzindua zinashindikana mpaka anapokuja mpenzi wake na baada tu ya kumbusu jamaa...

Wandugu Iwant to set the record strait here! Inasemekana ule utani kwa wajomba zangu Wa-He-He kuwa wanakula MBWW ni kutokana na wao kuipenda mboga ya majani ya maharage al maarufu I-nyadoogi...

Lord, Last year you took my favourite musician Michael Jackson… My Favorite comedian Bernie Mac… My Favorite actor David Carradine… My favorite actress Farrah Fawcett… This year, I just want to...

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Paul The Octopus has just fainted after being asked to predict when will Tanzanian Footbal National team qualify for the world cup tournament.

WanaJF, mara kwa mara tumesikia kuhusu utekaji wa mabasi ya abiria na bahati mbaya sana watekaji huwa wanawavua nguo zote abiria na wanabaki uchi wa nyama. Mimi haijawahi kunitokea! Sijajua...

Fataki (50) likikatongoza katoto kadogo lilikokanunua simu juzi juzi (Blackberry) - kanasoma shule moja (jina kapuni) kidato cha kwanza (15) (ANYTIME.).. Fataki: I bought you an expensive...

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him. "What'll you have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The...

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A certain little girl was so innocent to pray this way "Dear God, this winter please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone&shelter to the homeless men mum houses...

To: The Personnel manager RE: Replacement of the dead manager I refer to the recent death of the manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. Each time I...

Don't Trust Rich People - No Matter How Nice They Seem One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his...

In China , Girls used to cheat during examinations. To stop this trend the Chinese school authorities devised a new method. See picture below. TIGHT

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of...

A certain little girl was so innocent to pray this way "Dear God, this winter please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone & shelter to the homeless men mum...

THIS IS NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT THAT HAPPENED IN DAR ES SALAAM! . ' CHAGGA MIND' - A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the loan officer. He tells...