Kule kisiwani pemba mchezo wa n'gombe ni maarufu sana na kuna n'gombe wengi wakali
na wachezaji stadi.
any how kulikua na n'gombe mmoja mkali kupita wote kwa umaarufu anaitwa KIPOLE.
Sasa stori ni...
A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,
"How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "about 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few...
Soma hichi kisa cha mhindi singa singa.
siku moja mhindi singa singa alipanda treni kuenda mikoani , kwakua alikua na pesa na safari ilikua ndefu basi ilibidi akate tiketi ya daraja la kwanza...
Huu ni mtazamo baada ya kuona wakongwe, watoto wa samba waliojiamini toka Wc inaanza mpka jana wakalamba mchanga.
Brasil imekuma inajiamini kama CCM kuwa wao ndo wenyewe hawakujua kuwa damu...
A little boy asks his dad : daddy , what's between my mom legs ?
The father answers : the paradise , my son .
The kid asks again : what's between your legs , daddy ?
The father replies : the...
Siku moja kijana wangu alikuwa mgonjwa, bibi yake akampeleka hospitali moja hapa Dar. Sasa walipokuwa kwenye bench wakisubiri kuhudumiwa, akaja mlemavu mmoja wa macho (kipofu) akakaa karibu yao...
Mhh, huyu dada na maneno ya Mange kuwafundisha wenzake jinsi ya kuwawinda Wanaume wenye hela zao yaani Mabuzi au Wadhamini in English (Sponsor) yako kama chanda na pete. Yameiva kwa kukalangizwa...
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and
were giving each
Other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized
that the next day,
He would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM...
Sirudii tena!!!
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa na mke mzuri sana. Kwa kuwa jamaa huyu kazi yake ilikuwa ni udereva wa malori , muda mwingi...
Wasomi wawili mmoja wa Uhasibu na mwingine wa IT walikuwa wanatambiana hivi
Msomi wa Uhasibu akaanza kujidai hivi mimi nimesoma hadi nimepata CPA
Msomi wa IT naye akajidai hivi na mimi nimesoma...
In case of an emergency,
speak only in English and forget about saying prayers
in any other language...U never know what kind of
translation problem u can run into...
An Indian in the US...
SUPPORT A FAMILY
THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, "YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?" THE
SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, "WELL, NO. I WAS JUST PLANNING TO
SUPPORT YOUR DAUGHTER. THE REST...
Angalia mpaka mwisho kisha utachagua kucheka au kununa.
Eti jamaa(50 Cent) anatoa onyo msisikilize nyimbo za Fat Joe yasije yakawakuta yaliyowakuta haawa jamaa.
YouTube - 50 Cent Warns You...
"Dear God, this month please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone, & build shelter to the homeless men who sleep with mum when dad is at work Amen..."
Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make
arrangements.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will
be going abroad, you look after yourself...
A professor at Melbourne University was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in...
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also...
A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure.
Says the woman: "Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?? Look, seeing that no one...
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