JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Sera ya kilimo kwanza yashindikana Tanzania kutokana na imani za kishirikina: Maeneo yanayo lalamikiwa zaidi ni Tanga na sumbawanga, Serekali yapoteza mabilioni ya fedha na kupata bidhaa...

The Nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one Sunday Morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven "Which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her hand...

Siku ya fainali za kombe la dunia nilikuwa na rafiki yangu mmoja ambaye huko nyuma alikuwa ni mmoja wa maofisa katika serikali ya Bush. Kwa sasa hivi anahanja tu kama mimi na wewe akijitahidi...

It was palm sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The boy asked...

Sijui ndiyo dawa za mchina

When an apple is green, its ready to pluck. When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to… .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near, but I...

Mgonjwa mmoja mahututi alikuwa hawezi kuongea na kuwekewa oxgen. Akawa anaombewa na Mchungaji. Akiwa anaombewa, yule mgonjwa akachukua kalamu na karatasi, Akaandika na akampa yule...

AMA kweli waswahili wanasema kuishi kwingi ni kuona mengi na unavyozidi kusogeza umri unazidi kusikia mengi yatendekao katika hii dunia.Hivi karibuni mwanaume mmoja [jina kapuni] mkazi wa...

Kalimanzila ni mkazi wa Kasulu. Baada ya kupigika sana na njaa aliamua kuingia kwenye shamba la mihogo la jirani na kuchimba kiroba kimoja. Kabla hajaondoka mwenye shamba akatokea akiwa na upinde...

Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mum, why are wedding dresses white? The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your...

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have...

Katika kijiji kimoja kule mkoa wa Kilimanjaro, kulitokea mabishano makubwa kati ya mzee mmoja na kijana wake. mabishano haya yalikua yana husu chupi waliyoiokota. Baba akasema; hii ni chupi...

Wahindi walikua wakimtania Mhindi singa singa wakasema kua Masinga singa wote hua wendawazimu ifikapo saa 6 kamili za Mchanana wakasisitiza kua hii sio utani bali ni kweli. singa singa mmoja...

An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All Arab facilities were completely full so they had to put him in an Australian home. After a few...

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until...

One day a man said to his wife,'i don’t knw how u can be so stupid & so beautiful at the same tym.''the wife responded, ‘allow me to explain, God made me beautiful so u would be attracted to me &...

A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's...

A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell & asks, "What...