In United States of America they invented a machine that catches
thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.
* UK, in 30 minutes it caught 10 thieves,
* USA, in 30 minutes it...
Ok... so... there was Stupid, Shutup, and Poop.
Stupid and Shutup went into the police office and said: "We need help, we lost our friend."
The cop says: "Ok... whats your name?"
Shutup says...
This is kind of dumb but funny..kama hujaiskia inaenda hivi..while sitting on your chair lift your right leg slightly off the ground and move it in clockwise circles.Now draw the number 6 in the...
As final exams neared, two students, very confident of their A averages in Chemistry class, decided to spend a weekend enjoying the social life of a nearby college. Although their Chemistry final...
Thursday, September 16, 2010 12:57 AM
Mwanaume mmoja wa nchini Ujerumani alienda kwenye kituo cha polisi nchini humo akiomba arudishwe tena jela kwakuwa hakuna maisha...
baadhi ya wabongo walikuwa wakimfikiria madee kuwa yeye ni mvuta bangi pia ni chapombe
cheki hii conversation
Jana kwenye kipindi cha XXL kinachorushwa na radio ya Clouds FM na kuendeshwa na...
Ayuba
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> AYUBA bought a new mobile.
> He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book &
> said,
> 'My Mobile No. Has changed.
> Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'
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Hiki ni kisa cha kweli hebu soma..
Mkurugenzi wa kampuni moja kubwa ya mawasiliano alikaribishwa kutoa
speech katika tamasha moja la vijana lililokuwa limeandaliwa kuhusu
kujiepusha na vitendo...
> >At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives
complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks
him,'What the hell did you do to your back?
> >The patient replies, 'You...
An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
The pilot says: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and
all the baggage must be thrown out.'
A little later, the pilot...
Braza Asumani alikuwa ameyatandika njwii!!
Lakini baada ya kupigana na walevi wenziwe,akakumbuka safari ya kurudi nyumbani akapita pembezoni kabisa mwa barabara, mguu mmoja barabarani mguu...
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to...
IN A CERTAIN VILLAGE, NEAR CONGO FOREST LIVED IN FIVE PEOPLE UNDER ONE HOUSE,THE 1st ONE CALLED NO BODY,2nd SOMEBODY, 3rd MAD,4th BRAIN an THE LAST ONE WAS KNOWN AS FOOL, NOW ONE DAY HAPPENED...