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The Sacrifices that people make - for social causes! You may have seen people donating blood, at a blood bank . . . . . . . Have you seen anyone, donating sperms, at a sperm bank ? No ? Then...
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Santa and son, Pappu, were always in competition with each other. One day Pappu left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his...
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Nilikuwa nasafiri na Kaka Musa kuelekea Arusha. Njiani akapanda bonge la sister du, na akaenda kukaa kiti kimoja na Kaka Musa. Fasta bila kuchelewa Kaka Musa akanitumia sms kuwa "Huyu demu lazima...
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Just for quick introduction hii Hospitali ilijengwa kwa msaada kutoka China, na madakitari wake pia kutoka China. Sasa miungoni mwa madakitari alikuako mmaja kwa jina akiitwa Ha-Ni-Sii na mwengine...
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Mpaka sasa bado sijaanza kuamini kama kumbe wanaccm wanamuogopa zaidi sheikh yahaya kuliko hata Mungu. Kuna wengi walionyesha wazi kumpinga jk wakati atakapokuwa akiomba tena ridhaa kwa wana ccm...
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What is Tension? A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital. Doctor says Congrats. You are going to become a father. THATS IT...
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Needs A New Pair of Shoes A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices...
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Mail from CEO to Manager: Today at 11 o’clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen...
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Whilst on holiday in Beijing China, a young English man and his group of friends decide to hit the town. After consuming a very large quantity of the local booze he ends up in a brothel where...
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Gopal goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes - coffee." "Have you ever been in the military service? "Yes,"...
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He...
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Learning the difference between the two concepts cannot be made easier! 1. Purchasing The maths on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows...
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world cup and the like :smiling:
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DEAR Sir/Madam I wish to let you know that the FIFA World Cup is about to begin. This is not just any other tournament, it's the World Cup! Please note that this tournament takes place every four...
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The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is...
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1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? 2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks? 3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 4. If...
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JAMANI! TUWE TUNASOMA UJUMBE MARA TUUPATAPO!!! Mgonjwa mmoja mahututi alikuwa hawezi kuongea, alipofikishwa hospitalini akawekewa oxgen. Mchungaji akaja kumuombea. WAKATI AKIOMBEWA, yule...
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Wake kwa waume wanaishangilia, ..hizi festival nyingine bana!! YouTube - Kanamara Matsuri Kawasaki 2009 YouTube - KANAMARA / KAWASAKI 2010
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Nelson Mandela is at home watching the box, when there is a knock at his door. He gets up and answers it, there is a Chinese bloke with clipboard, and behind him is a lorry full of exhaust pipes...
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