JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

This story tell us not to be 'too kind' to our bosses....... Here it goes: There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionaire as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was...

Pele Said:... I was sent by God to teach people football. Maradona replied:.. I don't remember if i sending any.

TANESCO’s perpetual blackouts imagine what would happen if Tanzania was to host the WORLD CUP. I think the situation would be as per the picture.

Missing Husband A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband...! Woman: I lost my husband Inspector: What is his height Woman: I never noticed Inspector: Slim or...

A farmer named Masawe was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Kilimanjaro when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a...

Jamani......huyu columnist alivyofanya sio fair... yaani kajibu tofauti na alichoombwa..... ahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... MENS ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS they will never get along.... never

A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him. "No," he says. "The seat is empty."...

Bwana mmoja ambaye ni Kiwete alienda kwenye mahubiri ya Mhubiri mmoja wa kimataifa kwa ajili ya kutafuta uponyaji. Siku moja Bwana akamkumbuka na kumponya akawa mzima akatembea. Akasimama mbale...

Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid - Domestic Operations Specialist Typist - Printed Document Handler Messenger - Regional Business...

Tanzania inapiga vita UKIMWI Tanzania inategemea sana vijana katika kujenga taifa bora hapo kesho. Tanzania inahitaji sana wajasiriamali na wafanyabiashara tena wazalendo katika kujenga na...

Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentall dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up,he noticed that Dave’s wife ,sandy,was not wearing any under...

JOKE OF THE DAY..... Thursday, 03 June 2010 00:11 A Black African Father and Son are traveling from USA to London...the pilot announced: "The fuel tank is getting empty,we have to throw out...

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one...

Wakiwa mtaroni, walimwambia bwana wa mtaro, Mtaroni ni pachafu Tuwezeshe tuiondoe harufu Baba wa mtaro, kwa sauti ya ukali huku akipandwa na mori wa kikwere akang'aka, Uwezo sina Msitake...

:becky: Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were...

A little boy asks his dad : daddy , whats between my mom legs ? The father answers : the paradise , my son . The kid asks again : whats between your legs , daddy ? The father replies...

:frusty:hii imekaeje!!, kama kautani fulani vile! [ mtoto wa makamba amvuruga shelukindo :amen: mbunge wa bumbuli william shellukindo amawasilisha malalamiko yake katika ngazi za juu za...