80 year old man : My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella
instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a...
OFFICE MEMORANDUM
TO: All Personnel
FROM: Management
RE: Updated Office Policies
OFFICE MEMORANDUM
Dress Code:
....You are advised to come to work dressed according to your...
Jesus Christ (Yeshua Ben Yosef)
Mother Teresa of Calcutta (Agnes Gonxha Bojaxhiu)
Mahatma Gandhi (Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi)
Kim Il Sung (Kim Song Ju)
Mobutu Sese Seko Kuku Ngbendu wa za...
"I am your computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with my software."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went...
Dear God, this month please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone, & build shelter to the homeless men who sleep with mum when dad is at work Amen..."
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Before he...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he...
A husband and wife are travelling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne .
After almost ten hours on the road, they're too tired to continue and
they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice...
Jamani kuna taarifa toka kwa mshikaji wangu wa karibu ameniambia kwamba,siku ya ijumaa pande za billicanas sehemu ya parking mida ya saa kuni ya usiku alishuhudia ugimvi kati ya hashem thabit na...
Leo nimeona maajabu miti ya mapambo imeota ghafula kwenye barabara ya Sam Nujoma maeneo ya Mlimani City Shopping Mall,hakika barabara imependeza lakini hii miti haioti hovyo ,ina masharti na moja...
Thursday, May 06, 2010 10:42 PM
Refa wa mechi ya ligi nchini Croatia bila kujua alimlima kadi ya njano mchezaji aliyeanguka kwenye eneo la penalti akimlaumu kwa...
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi in Mumbai. It
was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under the awnings.
Mom, said the boy, what are all those women doing?...
Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk,
as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already
asleep.
He gave her a kiss on the cheek and fell asleep...
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while...