JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Hii abari sina uhakika nayo na sijui kama imeshatua hapa JF maana toka kanzi kapigwe fagio akuna tena ot newzer, ila hii ni Tz ni habari motomoto kama haijafika hapa nimerushiwa Re transmitted...
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While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,'...
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Sikiliza hii toka kwa mkulu... mweeh mie mbavu sina...
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not...
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This is a test for Intelligent People. I have determined that you qualify. The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional...
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Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid - Domestic Operations Specialist Typist - Printed Document Handler Messenger - Regional Business Communications Conveyer...
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Kuna kampuni mbili zinazojiusisha na utabiri wa hali ya hewa,kampuni A 45% ya utabiri wake uwa sahihi na kampuni B 25% ya utabiri wake uwa sahihi.Cha ajabu sasa watu wengi waliupenda utabiri wa...
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A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks. "Huh?!" replied the surprised young man. "My daughter, she loves...
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A woman takes her 16yrs old daughter to the doctorThe doctor asks, 'what’s the problem?'the woman says, 'its my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight n is sick...
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A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may...
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Una kikapu ndani yake kuna machungwa kumi ambayo unataka kuwagawia watoto kumi,kila mmoja anatakiwa kupata chungwa moja na ndani ya kikapu libaki chungwa moja.Ebu sema utayagawa vipi!
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A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies...
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ENZI ZILE ZA UBAGUZI MKALI WA RANGI DUNIANI KOTE, BWANA MUSHOBOZl ALIBAHATIKA KWENDA UINGEREZA KWA MASOMO YA DIPLOMA YA SHERIA. KUTOKANA NA JAMII YA WATU WEUSI KUBAGULIWA NA KUTENGWA SANA, ILIKUWA...
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later." The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have...
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breaking nuuuuz ZITO KARUDI CCM habari zaidi leo saa 5 habari maelezo :D
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Kwa watumiaji wa Voda/TiGO/Zain/Zantel/TTCL; leo mtapata nafasi ya kupiga simu bure kuanzia saa 00:00-00:30 hrs kwenda namba yeyote ile mahali popote pale duniani! Ukisoma tangazo hili mwarifu na...
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msajili wa vyama vya siasa nchini bw. john tendwa amesema aliyekuwa mbunge wa kishapu kwa tiketi ya ccm bw. fred mpendazoe amekurupuka katika uamuzi wake wa kukihama chama chake cha zamani na...
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Wanaume bwana, hata wakiona picha tu, ndo kabaki
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CAF yaifuta Lupopo; Yanga SC sasa kucheza nane bora Africa Na mwandishi wetu Timu ya Yanga ya jijini Dar es Salaam nchini, pengine inaweza kuwa ni timu yenye bahati kubwa mwaka huu baada ya...
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