Nakumbuka nyumbani sana kila niangaliapo hizi picha
wazee wa Mndenyi mmeshaanza safari?
Najua Nauli huwa haiwasumbui, hata ipande vipi Bado mtaenda tu....
Merry x-mass aisee....Mnde ilikira...
Hi! Hope you'll enjoy reading this piece!!!!!!! !
Its worth reading the story.
Doctor: What happened to your arm?
Rwegumiza : I broke it.
Doctor : Where and How did that happen...
Kuna tetesi kuwa ile filamu ya DIVORCE ya RAY NA WENGINE imeleta mtafaruku pale msikiti wa magomeni (opposite na travetine hotel)......... kuna ukweli wowote...???? Na vile vile kuwa waislamu...
Judge: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge...
In Japan they invented a machine that catches thieves;
They took it out to different countries for a test.
In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30...
# 9
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her...
Out of a bunch of millions of sperms, there was this one sperm named mosasa.
Mosasa was always trying to keep his fitness, jogging, lifting weights, and
even swimming. And when his friends asked...
Jamaa na kewe huwa wanalala kwenye kitanda cha kamba, watoto wanalala chini, siku moja jamaa alitaka kumpanda mkewe, mama akasema watoto bado hawajalala, jamaa akabisha ikabidi mama...
How to say I Love You in 100 Languages
English - I love you
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez...
ilitokea arusha mama wa kimasai alienda semina ya family planning wakapewa vidonge, mama akarudi nyumbani akamweleza mume wake, ok akaanza kutumia, siku ya siku mzee nae akamwambia leo ni zamuyagu...
Nakumbuka nilipokuwa Wete kikazi... Kuna siku nilihudhuria kikao cha mahama... Na siku hiyo kulikuwa na kesi ya wizi na mshatakiwa alikuwa bubu...
Hakimu akamuliza bubu jina lake. Bubu akajishika...
1. Kama hela haioti kwenye miti, kwanini bank zina matawi??
2. Kwanini gundi haigandi kwenye chupa yake??
3. Kama tunatakiwa tusi drive wakati tumekunywa kwanini bar kuna parking??
4...
An old Sukuma man was strugling a bit with English abroad. He enters the restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but he can't remember what is chicken in English. He sees the guy at the table...