JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Dialogue between a haya patient and Doctor Its worth reading the story. Doctor: What happened to your arm? Rwegumiza : I broke it. Doctor : Where and How did that happen? Rwegumisa ...

~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*~*~ 1st woman: Hi! Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't...

I did not know Osama and Bush were related and they can speak Somali fluently http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GUinlgzCGo&feature=related

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A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed a wrong address, and without realizing he sent the mail...

Hivi ni kwa nini wanawake WAKITEMBEA BARABARANI utakuta chupi zao zinaonekana yaani wanavaa KK. NA HII IMEKUWA KAMA DESTURI HASA MAENEO YA MUJINI . HIVI NI KWA NINI?

Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button on the keyboard marked 'Start' but there...

Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa ni mtu mwenye mikosi sana kwa kifupi kila alitendalo halifanikiwi na kijiji kizima kilikuwa kina mfahamu kwa hilo. Jina lake ni Kitenya. Basi siku moja akasafiri kwa meli...

Customer Care in 2020........ Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut ...." Customer: "Helloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?" Customer...

Dan was a single man living at home with his widowed father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he...

PIGA SHOTI UBONGO (Short-Circuit Your Brain ) Angalia table ya maneno hii, Kisha sema RANGI ya neno SIO...

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TO KDDDA Company Box 42 Bukoba, TANZANIA Dear sar, RI: APLICATION OF JOB I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of...

Three men arrived at the Pearly Gates, only to have St. Peter tell them that there was only room for one in heaven... "Okay," Saint Peter says, "whoever had the most interesting and amazing death...

Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa mwizi sana, mbagala nzima anafahamika kwa jina la Daruweshi. Siku moja akaenda kuiba dukani kwa Mangi.. Kwa bahati mbaya akaonekana wakamkimbiza na kumkamata wakuamua...

I kno av bin a very naughty gal this year, i wonder wat punishment ul giv me ths tym...

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...

Padri afumaniwa na kudai ametumwa na roho mtakatifu. Vichekesho na Udaku Pafri mmoja aliyekuwa na tabia ya kutembea na mke wa mtu kila mumewe alipokuwa kazini, siku moja siri ya uzinzi ilimfikia...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U16oB3T-eC0 Ha ha ah aha....dogo anakula kwasa kwasa za nguvu,amekosa mzamini tu