JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mahakamani. Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kumbaka bibi kizee wa watu. Hakimu: Bibi, hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea. Bibi Kizee: Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane. Mlango unavunjiliwa...

A True Story from Abudhabi Airport.A passenger was asked the following questions by security guy. Security : Whats your Name ? Passenger : Bat Man Security : Please, your Real Name ? Passenger...

An old Chagga man was struggling a bit with the English abroad. He walks in to the restaurant and wants to order a chicken, but unfortunately he can't remember what is chicken called in English...

Two Presidents are talking over coffee and croissants at their country Club one day. Museveni, of Uganda, says to Moi (Kenya) "Hey, I tell you my driver is really stupid. Do you doubt me? Let me...

Siku mtu na mkewe walikuwa wanabishana ni nani muoga kuliko mwenziwe,mume anasema mke muoga na mke anasema mume muoga ndipo walipoamua kuwauliza watoto wao Baba =Naomba kuwauliza ni na nani kati...

Mmhh!! new generation, its very interesting for the issue hiden on the cross way

The sharing of marriage.... The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front...

Masa is a social drinker Not Alcoholic at all Ask Fidel, Geof, Xspin, Radical, Nguli and Shemeji yao Mzenj Hes just a pub boy! I am even raising funds for alcohol research Donation...

Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3: Fact 1 is false ha ha ha ha ha....! Fact 4: Now you are...

The Original Computer!!!! Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a...

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting...

A young girl is taking a bath, when she suddenly realizes she's growing pubic hairs. She runs to her mom and says. "Mama I have hair growing on my cookie!!! Her mother tells her not to call...

Jamaa mmoja toka bush alienda mjini kutembea ukweni. baada ya kufikapo akapewa vyakula vya aina mbalimbali including vile asivyovifahamu! baadaye akashikwa na haja,alipoomba kwenda restroom...

A story is told of this young girl who boarded a matatu from town (NRB).The Matatu was headed for Western Kenya. On reaching Westlands the gal got from her seat and walked to the driver and...

Have some fun, What is your BAIL? Be Honest!!! IMine is $896.00 This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense'...

One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving, when Bubba, a kid from around the neighborhood, comes in after having mowed the lawn for him, and proceeds to pee in the toilet. Well...

Bayers Heroin A bottle of Bayer’s heroin. Between 1890 and 1910 heroin was sold as a non-addictive substitute for morphine. It was also used to treat children with strong cough. Coca Wine...

1st woman: Hi! My name is Sandra. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the...

Hii ni logic tulifunzwa pale Majengo sec na Kinunda.. mbishi alete facts! Let's do some mathemetics for study & its result. Eq.1: Study=Don't Fail Eq.2: Don't Study=Fail Add Eq.1 to Eq.2,we...

While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands and knees assessing the courtyard with pencils and clipboards in hand. “What are they doing?” I asked our...