After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone...
Hi Boss,
People who do lots of work... make lots of mistakes
People who do less work... make less mistakes
People who do no work... make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes... get...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup , the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease...
Do You Know Me? At the start of an important trial, a small town attorney called his first witness to the stand. She seemed like a sweet, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones...
One teacher in a certain school here in town,she got a great shock while she was teaching about wright and wrong things in her class.
After long explanation about all these two,she came with this...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."...
Ni mabasi ya kisasa ambayo ni " AUTOMATIC" kwa kila kitu,
endapo kuna ajali linasimama automatically abiria mnashuka
halafu linaenda hadi panapo tukio linaanguka au kugongana
na gari jingine...
Hapo nyuma niliwahi kusikia maelezo ya watu kibao wakisema una namba ukiipiga kwa vodacom anapokea mpokeaji ambaye inadaiwa ni Shetani, sikumbuki vizuri namba ile, nadhani zinakuwa moja moja kumi...
kijana anashitakiwa mahakamani na baba yake mzazi kwa kosa la kufanya mapenzi na bibie yake (mama wa baba yake), mambo yanakuwa hivi mahakamani!!
mahakama:kijana ni kweli ulifanya mapenzi na...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the surrogate father was to
arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm...
a husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts,
honey,!could you fix the light in the hallway? it's been flickering for weeks now.
he looks at her and says...
No Cheating.
If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in
front of you, which would you choose?
(sorry, you can only pick one)!
Trust me....this is very accurate.
Pick your...
Mambo ya Pwani bwana ah!.
Jamaa hataki kabisa kuoga maji ya bahari, anaogeshwa kwa chupa ya soda,!
Mama hataki kabisa kuvua nguo japo yupo "beach".
It is really funny to see how this...
A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce.The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour. I brought the child into this world with pain...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The President.
Your mother is the...
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