JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Nimepata moja nyeti. kuna waziri wetu mmoja (Jina na Wizara nahifadhi) anapenda sana ndogo ndogo. hanywi pombe na ni mtu wa dini sana. Husafiri sana uswisi, marekani, adis ababa kwenye mikutano...

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Michael Wage, alikuwa mhasibu wa Halmashauri ya Bagamoyo, Serikali imemsimamisha kazi yeye na Watumishi wengine kwa tuhuma za ubadhilifu wa Tshs. 900milioni na mamlaka husika zinaendelea na...

Stills taken from following news story (see video link below) http://podblanc.com/niglet-bossman-want-a-chicken-wang-and-a-skiddle-diddle...

Kuna mdau kanitumia sms toka bongo kwamba babu seya na wanawe wameeachiwa huru jana saa tatu usiku, Je kuna mwenye habari ? Tufahamishane wazee Regards

What will you do???? YOU...:rolleyes:

Hello, Please go through the following story... A lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names in her cell phone directory after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which...

Kijana mmoja aliyekuwa anatafuta kazi alifanikiwa kupata kazi katika zoo ya wanyama. Kijana huyo ilimbidi afanye hiyo kazi japo ni ngumu lakini alikuwa hana jinsi. Kazi hiyo ilimtaka kijana...

To: The Personnel manager RE: Replacement of the dead manager I refer to the recent death of the manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. Each...

A std 1 teacher, Ms Smith (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" Boy Answered, "I'm too smart for std 1. My sister is in std 3 and...

POLITE WAY TO PEE During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having...

KAMA NI WEWE IMEKUTOKEA UTAFANYAJE? Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akitokea shamba pamoja na mkewe. Wakiwa njiani waliona uyoga, wakaung'oa na kwenda nao nyumbani kwa lengo la kwenda kupika na kuula...

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Would a lion cheat on its spouse??? No! But tiger would!( tiger wood lol)

she is looking for her lost puppy please whoever seen inform her on a tel no.0112233. thax!!!:rolleyes:

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,'...

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