These are from a book and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were...
There once was an Apache Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years...
Sasa bwana ametimiza ahadi yake aweza kumruhusu mtumishi wake aende kwa amani maana kwa macho yangu nimeuona wokovu utokao juu.ambao ameutayarisha mbele ya watu wake. Mwanga utakao waongoza watu...
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Wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."
Sure enough, the husband...
A businessman meets a beautiful girl and agrees to spend the night
with her for $500. So they do.
Before he leaves, he tells her that he does not have any cash with
him, but he will have his...
Kuna mzungu alifika benki na nyani wake,akaenda kumfunga sehemu walipokuwa wamekaa kikundi cha waafrika akawaambia "Embu mchungeni ndugu yenu huyu",na yeye akaingia benki.Wale waafrika wakachukia...
Jamaa mmoja anayesemekana ndiye mtu msahalifu pengine kuliko yeyote hapa duniani kwa sasa, ametao mpya pale alipoamua kulaza koti kitandani na yeye kujitundika kwenye henga. Ilikuwa hivi:
Alikuwa...
wana JF hii sijui kama mliipata ila sio mbaya nikawaletea hasa kwa baadhi ambao hamjaipata. Ni Hivi.....
Kuna Jamaa mmoja alienda kuomba kazi katika zoo moja.
Kazi alipata lakini Meneja wa ile...
Kuna mwelekeo wa Festi Ledi (FL) wa Bongo kutuletea Kachanga mwaka huu. Kumekuwa na minong'ono mitaani kwamba mwonekano wa FL unaonyesha kuwa mjamzito.
A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco's
supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole...
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A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia that is - ( making love to a dead person). The judge told him, 'In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard...
There are NO dirty words in it, and it is funny!--
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family.
On the day the proxy father was to...
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors
After marriage, husband...
Wondering whether this stuff could make ur day..........ha!ha!ha!
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors
After marriage, husband...
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