JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...

It was professor smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received...

A young man was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. The doctor said, 'Well, you need three things. A can of red paint, a can of blue paint and...

An unmarried friends, a male and a female were debating on an issue. She was saying, how it is unfair that if a guy has Inte*cou*se with many girls every week, he is legend. But a girl flirts...

Huyu dogi kapoteza kabsaa wajibu wake wa asili kwa kujihusisha na usanii wa dansi kwa lengo la kumwongezea kipato bwana wake na mwenyewe kuish maisha mazuri katika jamii...

God's Invention

MDAU KULA KIBWAGIZO HIKI NA WIKI END NJEMA! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qurWMR-vosI&feature=player_embedded CIAO ZIKOMO!

kitendawili? / / / nipe mji...............

Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:-Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" good...

Wanawake wa Kimakonde, Kimakua na Kimawia wanasifika kuwa ni wakarimu sana kwenye masuala ya "kijamii", wakati fulani ukienda mikoa ya kusini kikazi na kupanga nyumba ya kulala wageni (guest...

A man decided to change his life and for a start he took up the easiest - drinking. He got so drunk with whisky and his breath had such a foul stench as if a whole herd of mammoths had spent the...

1. (Whatever) Men: What to have for dinner? Women: Whatever... Men: Why don't we have steamboat? Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face. Men: Alright, why...

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance...

Camilla Parker Bowles bought a new pair of shoes for her wedding to Charles, which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and...

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES) ...

AN EYGYPTIAN Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his secretary HASSOUN and tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, we don't want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our...

A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it...

HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can...

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