Hotuba ya kumaliza mazishi!!!
Mwenyekiti wa kamati ya mazishi akainuka na kuanza kusema "kinachofuata sasa ndugu wafiwa na marafiki wa marehemu ni kusoma historia fupi ya marehemu...
A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to...
Boy: You Are the sunshine to My Life.
Without You Life Is Cloudy.
You are in My Heart Like Rainy Water in a Barren Land.
Girl: Darling! Is it a Proposal or a Weather Report?
A mother and a father were arguing on who is the most coward between
them, after a long argument they decided to ask their two kids who they
think was the most coward between them.
The first one...
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Institute of mental health.
He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down.
When he...
Sijui kama hii ina fiti humu! Sio mchaga lakini chismasi ntakuwa Bongo. Naondoka Londoni kesho na sehemu ya kwanza kufika ni Mikocheni pale AAR Container kwa ajili ya mnyama aka Mbuzi katoliki...
Vijana wawili walikuwa wakivuta bangi, lilipo wakolea wakawa wanabishana kuhusu siku... mmoja anasema kuwa leo ni Jumamosi na mwingine anasema kuwa ni Jumapili...
Walipokosa jibu wakaamua...
Kijana mmoja alikuwa anapenda sana kutazama picha za ngono. Siku moja wakati anatizama alisahau kufunga mlango kama kawaida yake... Mara kwa ghafla mamake akaingia chumbani. Katika kujitetea...
Mwanamke mmoja alivyochoshwa na tabia za mumewe, siku moja akamwambia mumewe...!
Mke: "Laiti ningeolewa na Ibilisi kuliko kuolewa na wewe...!"
Mume: (Uku akimtazama mkewe... kisha akamjibu kwa...
Everybody lies............but WOMEN LIE MORE
One day Kelvin's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face...
There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the...
kuna njemba ilikuwa inamkong'ota na kumdunda waif wake vibaya sana mpaka yule mama akawa anaiogopa hii njemba vibaya sana.
kuna siku hii njemba iliumwa ikaenda hospitali na ikatakiwa kupeleka...
Wanangu wa FB niliwaambiwa juzi juzi hapa. Kwamba mwaka umeisha, kuna mchizi akaibuka, na kunipa zake zile. Unajua zipi? Kwamba:
...enething kan chenji enetaim!
Big up kwa wana wote...
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