JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Whats that??? there was a little kid and she wanted to take a shower with her mom and her mom said es when they were in the shower the little girl looked up and said "mommy whats that?" and her...

Ni kweli?

If you think the 18 Ugandan politicians who went to Ghana on October 21 did so solely to search for democratic solutions to Uganda’s problems, you are mistaken. The politicians drawn from all...

Now picture this: Jumatatu asubuhi kwenye WEST WING mheshimiwa kawaita LUHANJO na mediocres wenzie akina SALVA et al wampe briefings then anamuuliza hivi ile website ya Ikulu imeishia wapi...

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said...

Message from the Employer Thisis the level of dedication we expect from you!!

Mkulima amehojiwa na Mwaandishi wa magazeti kuhusu maisha ya shambani. Mkulima huyu hawapendi Waandishi wa habari, akaona vyema amchoshe katika kujibu maswali, na mambo yakawa hivi: MWANDISHI...

It was my first time ever And I'll never forget I'd do it again Without a single regret. The sky was dark The moon was high We were all alone Just she and I. Her hair was soft Her eyes were...

1. The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxi -Albert Einstein 2. When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income-...

Umoja ni nguvu kweli.....look out at simba vipi wamenyanganywa kitoweo chao. http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/battle-at-kruger-unbelievable-brawl-in-the-safari/

After a month-long holiday in the US , my wife and I finally boarded the plane in San Francisco last Sunday heading home.As the plane reached cruising speed with the seat belt sign switched off, a...

Subject: USED Vs. LOVED While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up stone and scratched lines on the side of the car. In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many...

I knelt to pray but not for long, I had too much to do. I had to hurry and get to work For bills would soon be due. So I knelt and said a hurried prayer, And jumped up off my knees. My Christian...

Usipokuwa tayari kuliwa kidogo huli! Sasa wewe unataka kula bila kuliwa? HAIWEZEKANI!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ossd0HGYODw Have fun!

Haya ndo ya Jambiani yakhe!.....

Who Said Car Names Don't Have A Meaning? BMW __________Brings Me Women FIAT__________Failure in Italian Automotive Technology FORD__________For Only Rough Drivers HYUNDAI ______Hope You...