JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Wabongo tusaidiane hili riddle: Which country has been hidden in the paragraph below: The local habitat around a railway track can be very interesting. For example, supporting the track is a...
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Mutuku, a brave kamba KAF fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Wakanesa, out for a pleasant little picnic at Uhuru park. It's a beautiful Saturday morning and love is in the air. Mutuku did not...
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Picha zaidi Gonga hapa www.Nifahamishe.com
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Let me know if you can score at least 3 or 4 out of 10. This is fun try it out!!! Click on the website below... International Table Manners Take this quiz and see if you qualify as a gourmet...
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Through the years, there have been debates on the best method of marketing and distributing condoms in society. Condoms are designed and manufactured to help men and women fight off unwanted...
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A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare...
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This one hapenned for real.. Juzi Ijumaa usiku tupo mtaa wa saba tunapata vya kupooza akili..mara wakapiga lile lisongi la "Wanaume tumeumbwa, mateso, mateso, kuhangaika.." Mara akatokea shoga...
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Kulikuwa na jamaa watatu kila mmoja alitoa sifa yake ya kufanana na mtu maarufu duniani. Wa 1, mimi wananifananisha na Idd Amini Kwa sababu gani? Kutokana na umbile langu refu na rangi yangu...
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Jamaa mmoja alinunua KASUKU,,, Lakini alikua anamkera sana kwa kua alikua anatukana sana matusi makubwa. Akaamua amrudishe kwa mwenye duka alipomnunulia ili am'badilishie ampe kasuku mwengine...
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You Mom sardar singh same address South Puna, India My dear Jagjit, Subject: A letter from Me mom to my son Jagjit I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing...
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MAGAZETI ya udaku, ama magazeti pendwa kama wenyewe wanavyotaka yaitwe duniani kote, yana sifa mbalimbali, ikiwamo kutangaza uongo na hata umbeya. Pamoja na ukweli kwamba magazeti ya aina hii...
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."...
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Napenda kutoa maoni yangu ili nipate na yenu tafadhali. Akina dada/mama wanapenda sana kuvaa suruali hata kama haziwapendezeshi kwa baadhi ila kwa wale ambao wamejaaliwa ni uhondo mtupu. Chunguza...
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Nawatakia wachagga wote maandalisi mema ya x-mas tukutane MOSHI kuhesabiwa. Salamu sangu za x-mas natuma kwa, Maruwa, Nkya, kiwia, Mawalla, Masawe, Mangi, Mushi, Mamuya, Mosha,Muro, Marialle...
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Lion Hug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAk8Z8Bcsz8
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Conversation between a child and the Judge in court: Judge: Do you want to live with your mother? Child: No Judge: Why? Child: She beats me. Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad? Child...
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Ndugu zetu waganda hao!
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Uswazi girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her flat. She says: ''You come to the front door of the complex where I live Block 14, and look for unit A. With your elbow push...
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huyu mdudu aangalie nini sasa??
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Chelsea Clinton being used as a pawn in a racist dialogue. Will her mom complain? O bama's speech on race invites the nation to a conversation. Where we want...
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