JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Hii nimeikuta kwa jamaa hukoo > > > >WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" > > > >HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" > > > >WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being...

Inaweza kuwa huna kitu lakini watu wakakuchukia na binadamu kumchukia binadamu mwenziwe ni kuwa na roho mbaya tena mbaya sana,huwezi kujua lakini jamaa alieondoa topiki ya ..Kesho ni mwisho wa...

Jamaa mmoja ambaye ni mkurugenzi wa kampuni moja kubwa ya mawasiliano alikaribishwa kutoa speech katika tamasha moja la vijana lililokuwa limeandaliwa kuhusu kujiepusha na vitendo vyenye kuweza...

It is practically practicable for practitioners to practice practices that have been practised by other practitioners to prove their reliability anda validity. Discuss. I will be back

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. - - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - 2. All stupids, after reading the first truth, will try it. - - - - - - - - - - 3. And discover that The...

CLEVER NEWS REPORTER A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter, anxious to get his story could not get near the car. Being a clever...

NIGHT OUT Brazil London Toronto Paris Niagara Falls Dar es Salaam, Tanzania. T.A.N.E.S.C.O at Work kanafurahisha,kanapatikana kwa http://ladyjaydee.blogspot.com/

Wanasiasa 40 walipata ajali mbaya sana porini,na baada ya ajali hiyo alitokea mkulima mmoja na alipoona hivyo alichimba shimo kubwa na kuwazika wote kwa pamoja. Baadaye polisi walikuja eneo la...

Sehemu ya I angalia hapa Picture Source: Michuzi

Wakuu nilitoweka kwa muda kidogo, karibu status itagota zero. Leo nimepita nimeona items za Thanked and Thanks zero. Kutizama za wengine tena hivyo hivyo ila nyingine zimeanza kukua. Mkuu...

1. u have more wives than teeth 2.U own a $50000 rocket launcher but can't afford shoes. 3.U refine Heroin but have a more objection to beer. 4.U think Vests come in 2 style:Bullet proof and...

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Kama Ngabu...Miafrika ndivyo Ilivyo, sura kama nyani we!:D Baba CCM mama yanga kuvaa vaa mirangi rangi...mkandara wako we!:D Ngwiii Ngwiii Ngwiii...kama inzi, utawajua wanaviijiji we!:D...

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the...

Who Are You? The Japanese Prime Minister Yoshiro Mori made an embarrassing verbal gaffe upon meeting U.S. president Barack Obama. This is a story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! A few...

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs...

FACTS OR FICTION Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not...

Marriage Software This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst (Marriage Software Division): Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from...

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my...